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Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sat May 12, 2018 12:25 pm

My best mate is a music producer and is obsessed with the Eurovision song contest.

Every year he picks 5 songs and in the last 10 years he has predicted the winner 4 times and the top 5 every year in random order!

He has never bet on it but looked into it this year on his choices and the odds are fantastic on the 5 he picked.

In his favourite order

1. Lithuania 33/1
2. Estonia 66/1
3. Finland 70/1
4. Ireland 7/1
5. Australia 100/1

I am going to have a quid on each and thought I would pass it on. Got to be worth a couple of quid for a bit of fun at least! Don’t shoot the messenger if he totally screws it up this year! :lol: :ayatollah: :bluebird:

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sat May 12, 2018 12:27 pm

I bet a bearded man with a pair of tits wins it.

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sat May 12, 2018 10:45 pm

Björk won. Put a bit of timber on though.

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 12:20 am

Was he right???
How much you win??

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 5:43 am

Bluebirdforlife77 wrote:Was he right???
How much you win??


Nothing I think, the closest he came was Estonia in 8th the rest were outside the top 10.

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 8:35 am

GrangeEndStar wrote:I bet a bearded man with a pair of tits wins it.



Not far off it was a woman under banner # me to! with knickers so tight it was screaching out a lot of high pitched noise from what I heared! It's a joke competition and BBC should stop wasting our money on it, we are leaving Europe so now time to drop out. :thumbup:

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 10:06 am

Bummer what a stroke of bad luck after picking the top 5 for the last 10 years. Part of me thinks this Eurovision thing is fixed :(

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 10:37 am

pembroke allan wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:I bet a bearded man with a pair of tits wins it.



Not far off it was a woman under banner # me to! with knickers so tight it was screaching out a lot of high pitched noise from what I heared! It's a joke competition and BBC should stop wasting our money on it, we are leaving Europe so now time to drop out. :thumbup:


It's beyond awful Al and a total waste of licence fee money. The UK never gets any votes which I always thought a reflection of what folks really think if us. Only saving grace was when Wogan used to take the piss out of it. Bag of Shite.

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 10:56 am

thats another tenner down the drain then :lol: :lol:

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 2:37 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
pembroke allan wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:I bet a bearded man with a pair of tits wins it.



Not far off it was a woman under banner # me to! with knickers so tight it was screaching out a lot of high pitched noise from what I heared! It's a joke competition and BBC should stop wasting our money on it, we are leaving Europe so now time to drop out. :thumbup:


It's beyond awful Al and a total waste of licence fee money. The UK never gets any votes which I always thought a reflection of what folks really think if us. Only saving grace was when Wogan used to take the piss out of it. Bag of Shite.


Hopefully when we leave EU BBC will as well?
If do competition probably down the pan as BBC is main benefactor. :o

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 4:09 pm

Obviously the Israel entry looked like a winner from the start

Tuneless - check
Ridiculous backing dancers doing a chicken dance - check
Overweight brightly dressed screeching woman "singing"- check
Pro feminist #metoo lyrics - check
The sort of beat that appeals to the gay men who make up 95% of the voting public - check.

Had to admire Ireland who pulled out all the stops with a song that seemed to be about a gay love affair complete with two male dancers who spent most of the time holding hands!

Surprised they didn't do better to be honest.

If Britain want to have any chance of winning in the future they'll need to find a 20 stone cross dressing transsexual who can't sing with a song about the sexual abuse of lesbian babies.

Re: Eurovision betting tip for tonight

Sun May 13, 2018 5:47 pm

davids wrote:Obviously the Israel entry looked like a winner from the start

Tuneless - check
Ridiculous backing dancers doing a chicken dance - check
Overweight brightly dressed screeching woman "singing"- check
Pro feminist #metoo lyrics - check
The sort of beat that appeals to the gay men who make up 95% of the voting public - check.

Had to admire Ireland who pulled out all the stops with a song that seemed to be about a gay love affair complete with two male dancers who spent most of the time holding hands!

Surprised they didn't do better to be honest.

If Britain want to have any chance of winning in the future they'll need to find a 20 stone cross dressing transsexual who can't sing with a song about the sexual abuse of lesbian babies.




Nah that will only get us 2nd place need to be more dramatic and outlandish than you described! :laughing6:
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