Funny Gambling Sayings / Quotes / Stories
Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:07 am
I'll start the ball rolling with a couple, mind you, whatever quotes are put on this thread they won't raise the same amount of laughter as I get from the local bookie everytime I walk through the door!
"Stop cheating! the dealer told the card player."
"I'm not!" claimed the player.
"You must be", said the dealer. "That is not the hand that I dealt you"
and.......
Roulette is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.
"Stop cheating! the dealer told the card player."
"I'm not!" claimed the player.
"You must be", said the dealer. "That is not the hand that I dealt you"
and.......
Roulette is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.