Ive just split with my girlfriend :(
Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:13 pm
I'm gutted, she was cockeyed.. I'm sure she was seeing someone else
Re: Ive just split with my girlfriend :(
Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:15 pm
Never mind, i heard she was so ugly not even the tide would take her out. 
Re: Ive just split with my girlfriend :(
Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:17 pm
I heard she was so fat that when she fell down the stairs, it sounded like Eastenders was finishing.
Re: Ive just split with my girlfriend :(
Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:48 pm
he didnt realise how fat she was, till one night when having sex he burned his arse on the light bulb
Re: Ive just split with my girlfriend :(
Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:07 pm
rob wrote:he didnt realise how fat she was, till one night when having sex he burned his arse on the light bulb