Story 5 (Just for Baz)

soup ladel at 200 c then when finished serve with raw potatoes and frozen peas on a ............................

bed of crispy lettuce, served with fried rat which is a speciality in

Port Talbot which is not to far from jackland where they...

all got 6 fingers and 22 toes.....................

and love raping all female members of their family, who always says yes anyway but the girls prefer...................

boys from porth cos they have bionic tongues and enormous big huge thick.......................

boys from porth cos they have bionic tongues and enormous big huge thick.......................

Black Dildos attached to their sex machines enblazened with bluebirds so they can drink their bow in their enormous comfy chairs watching match of the day while pressing the button on the mechanical f**k machine and laughing at the six finger sisters smoking crack will getting royally fucked by an electronic bluebird - no wonder they call the six fingered scum...

......strange................but not as strange as our own.......................

......strange................but not as strange as our own.......................

Chairman who loves to suck....

the life out of cardiff city football club until theres nothing left only.................................

the life out of cardiff city football club until theres nothing left only.................................

a fat ugly bird called...

bazettea west whos mother was......................................

bazettea

who got monkeyfaced by a malaysian called..

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who enjoyed drinking strongbow and eating...

deep fried scorpions on a bed of roasted locusts and dandilions which made her very very........................

horny. It also gave her terrible......

crabs and fast growing pubic hair which she trimmed regular collected and she knitted.......................................

a hammock wich strung up between two......

a hammock wich strung up between two......

very very large breasts

a hammock wich strung up between two......

very very large breasts

which were great foor giving titwanks to..

little irish men who often frequented .......

little irish men who often frequented .......

gaybars with ...

little irish men who often frequented .......

gaybars with ...

milly chippy and baz, all wearing .........

little irish men who often frequented .......

gaybars with ...

milly chippy and baz, all wearing .........

bright pink pvc thongs with matching...

annis's stone island socks without his permission because he was...................

bras and stockings..baz bent chippy over and said...........

bras and stockings..baz bent chippy over and said...........

no f*cking way sonny i am going to look for a real woman in the canton cross named....................

bras and stockings..baz bent chippy over and said...........

no f*cking way sonny i am going to look for a real woman in the canton cross named....................

vera who was 25 stone and loved taking it up the....

belly button, but had to clean the fluff out first, then knit a jumper with it in the shape of a ................

belly button, but had to clean the fluff out first, then knit a jumper with it in the shape of a ................

little woman called jez, who often......