My son wants to start supporting Swansea!

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Disown him... only answer. Other than to keep him locked in his room without any food or water until he learns the error of his ways.

Put him up for adoption.

Put him up for adoption to a six fingered caravan dwelling family in the Swansea area, that's your best option

Just a simple "No" and "You'll thank me when Youre older" is the key to this one

No you do you bum boy

You're making this up?

Tell him he can't because he can read and write

You must be talking a lot about the jacks in your house if your child wants to go and support them, this sounds like a jack on a wind up

DNA-test !

Well done to the kid probably all his mates support Swansea and he doesn't want to feel embarrassed any more

You're making this up?

Well done to the kid probably all his mates support Swansea and he doesn't want to feel embarrassed any more

Surely it's more embarrassing to have mates who support Swansea??

Is he though ,? I can imagine a few kids got the chance to watch the really big teams close up and personal so maybe not that far fetched .The nearest PL club to Swansea is probably WBA so travelling 40 miles isn't problem and with the extension plans approved there will be opportunities to continue to watch PL games live .

Well done to the kid probably all his mates support Swansea and he doesn't want to feel embarrassed any more

Surely it's more embarrassing to have mates who support Swansea??

Good God no you lot are the joke of football at the moment and it's only going to get better , or worse from your perspective obviously

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

What a joke - you have to disown him it's the only solution.

Check his arms for needle marks and if you have a daughter keep him well away!

Are people really that thick that they can't see this is a gypo on a wind-up?

I think it's that Crimm thing

Disown him... only answer. Other than to keep him locked in his room without any food or water until he learns the error of his ways.

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Tell him that you support a team through thick and thin,and you can't swap and change sides,based on what division they are in,or how well they do

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Tell him that you support a team through thick and thin,and you can't swap and change sides,based on what division they are in,or how well they do

He's only 8 leave him make his own choices in life , he's obviously a bright kid

At least if he does it will save you a bomb in cash

Think about it logically

Most people in Swansea shop at primark or peacocks. A lot wear track suits or fruit of the loom and a lot wear Lacoste etc copies
All these can be purchased for next to nothing either from discount retailers or market stalls.

Plus when it comes to electrical items eg Xbox or play station you can just buy 2nd hand nintendo or donkey kong as these games are all the rage down there. The only thing I would be concerned about is the chance of becoming a bum bandit is significantly higher the closer to Swansea you get.

You must be talking a lot about the jacks in your house if your child wants to go and support them, this sounds like a jack on a wind up

No way man.

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Tell him that you support a team through thick and thin,and you can't swap and change sides,based on what division they are in,or how well they do

He's only 8 leave him make his own choices in life , he's obviously a bright kid

Nobody asked how many fingers the lad has on each hand.

Strangle the **** just in case

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Well thats because he wants to follow his father !!!!

He says its going to be boring in the lower leagues and wants to support a prem team, he says Swansea, as they are Welsh and closest to travel to?

Tell him that you support a team through thick and thin,and you can't swap and change sides,based on what division they are in,or how well they do

He's only 8 leave him make his own choices in life , he's obviously a bright kid

Nobody asked how many fingers the lad has on each hand.

He's lost 4 fingers !!!!! The poor little kid

Slap him and stick him in an orphanage! And then move to Australia, what sort of parent are you? You should be ashamed!