Tax song for Newcastle this Friday???

Let's get some ideas going lads..

Huge away following, hopefully we turn out in numbers to make a good atmosphere. Last game of the season, Friday night.. Should be a good one!

I'm a tad crap at songs but:

Have you paid your
Have you paid your
Have you paid your income tax!!
Have you paid your income tax!!

I'm a tad crap at songs but:

Have you paid your
Have you paid your
Have you paid your income tax!!
Have you paid your income tax!!

That'll do. Short and simple.

I'm a tad crap at songs but:

Have you paid your
Have you paid your
Have you paid your income tax!!
Have you paid your income tax!!

That'll do. Short and simple.

Seen on another thread

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it the taxman?
Is it the taxman?

Wicked. They will love that! Not.

I'm a tad crap at songs but:

Have you paid your
Have you paid your
Have you paid your income tax!!
Have you paid your income tax!!

That'll do. Short and simple.

Seen on another thread

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it the taxman?
Is it the taxman?

Wicked. They will love that! Not.

This is what Swansea used to sing at us

Do you want us to pay your tax bill.
Do you want us to pay your tax bill.
Do you want us to pay your tax bill.

No income tax no VAT
No going to the Premier league
Black or white, rich or broke
You've no chance of playing Stoke

No income tax no VAT
No going to the Premier league
Black or white, rich or broke
You've no chance of playing Stoke

Quality!

No income tax no VAT
No going to the Premier league
Black or white, rich or broke
You've no chance of playing Stoke

Absolutely brilliant!

"They're coming for you
They're coming for you
HMRC they're coming for you"

No income tax no VAT
No going to the Premier league
Black or white, rich or broke
You've no chance of playing Stoke

Quality!

What's that coming over the hill is it the tax man, is it a tax man!

Has to be

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it the taxman?
Is it the taxman?

As we all know this was a Cardiff City song for Chopra.