BlueMoon1974 wrote:Who would win.
Bartley should be on the pitch in away games. It might kick off lol.
It looks nothing like a hornet. Why hasn't it got wings ?
Could Bartley use an insecticidal spray or would it be a straight punch up ?
Couldn't we get that bloke who does the Israeli unarmed combat to train Bartley up before the return game ?
What if we got Jo Calzhage to dress up in the Bartley suit and casualty offer to settle the match on the outcome of the mascot fight. Don't mention this to anyone before the match day because I happen to know that Troy Deany hangs about a lot with Anthony Joshua and we'd have to watch out for the double bluff.
I suggest that we install that retina recognition thing and if we think Joshua is in the hornet suit, we either have Tyson on stand by in an extra large Bartley suit or, and I know this is extreme , we consider whether it's time for Bartley to be armed on match days .