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Embarrasing surnames

Postby Essex Bluebird » Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:11 pm

Whilst I was changing channels to Radio Wales sport I caught a little bit of the ski jumping. There was a guy on there called Andreas Wank. No wonder he tossed himself off the hill! :oops: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby Paul Keevil » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:06 pm

Dealing with Personal Injury claims, as I do, I get to see my fair share of funny names.

A couple of my favourites were:

Hank Wandell - (Wank Handle)

Anil Sandha - (Anal Sander)

Stanley Cuntstaby - (obvious)
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby electricblue » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:42 pm

The decline of Britain's most embarrassing names(Percentage change between 1881 and 2008)

Cock -76%
Smellie -71%
Handcock -61%
Spier -56%
Balls -55%
Wilcocks -52%
Daft -51%
Death -47%
Gotobed -42%
Shufflebottom -40%
Bottom -36%
Jelly -34%
Cockshott -34%
Cockroft -33%
Bulcock -32%
Longbottom -32%
Glasscock -31%


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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby mallo » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:45 pm

dave jones
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby Gareth Bluebird » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:54 pm

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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby Joff » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:56 pm

Brian Zerk

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Postby cefnblue » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:30 pm

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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby SteveR » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:34 pm

If Zsa Zsa Gabor married Jean Michel Jarre she'd become Zsa Zsa Michel Jarre.
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby Paul Keevil » Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:13 pm

Actually forgot one from earlier on. Hugh Koch is a well known Psychologist whose services I have used for clients on several occasions.

http://www.hughkochassociates.co.uk/

Yes, an embarrassing name - but I couldnt believe it when for one client I also employed an Orthorpaedic in the name of Dr Peter Hard.

It really was a case of the Hard-Koch Partnership!!!



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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby dafydd-ccfc85 » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:10 pm

schwinkendorf how could we forget this guy
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby bspark » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:15 pm

I think Anurag Dikshit should take over the club, reportedly worth $1 billion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit
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Re: Embarrasing surnames

Postby Gareth (Wilts) » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:19 pm

The surname Hunt with 1st name of Isaac or Mike
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