CHEPSTOW RACES LAST WEEK

Went along there for a look last week, standing there looking at my race card studying form for the next race and this chap sidles up to me, proper spiv looking he was.

He looked around and then leaned into me and said " give me a fiver, and i'll let you have the winner of the next race" I replied "he's no use to me fella, I've only got a small garden".

brilliant