FOR ALL THE JACKS ON HERE

I see James Vaughan signed.


Shame it was for Crystal Palace though.

You'll get one right soon, keep it up.

Dean Leacock

I like this game.

Marcus Bent.

yo f*cking inbreds!!!!!! if u wanna meet then inbox me!!! serious if its 20 or 200 of you's we'll sort it out ...Away from the camera's just a simple solution to your problems.....some of us have things to lose for being locked up for a few months ...yrs.....but i couldn't give a f**k aslong as we humilliate u lot again! ......Again sort it out and we'll sort a good old fashioned jolly! how it should be!......like is say 6 finger inbox me.

Chill mate they aint worth time of day

I see James Vaughan signed.


Shame it was for Crystal Palace though.

You'll get one right soon, keep it up.

Dean Leacock

From Derby ?? For us or the Jacks?

It's a pisstake, the Jack will know what I am on about though

I see James Vaughan signed.


Shame it was for Crystal Palace though.

You'll get one right soon, keep it up.

Dean Leacock

I like this game.

Marcus Bent.

What about Patrick Van Anholt then? That's another good one!

I see James Vaughan signed.


Shame it was for Crystal Palace though.

You'll get one right soon, keep it up.

Dean Leacock

I like this game.

Marcus Bent.

Kevin Cullis

I don't recall Patrick Van Anholt agreeing terms with us, have his photo taken down the stadium, discuss how he can't wait to play for us and then leave the following day. That's just random media speculation. Neither has anyone confirmed that he had '100% SIGNED'.

Can't wait for the next update, i'll keep popping in as I know this is the one place where the latest transfer gossip regarding Cardiff and Swansea is always 100% inaccurate.

I don't recall Patrick Van Anholt agreeing terms with us, have his photo taken down the stadium, discuss how he can't wait to play for us and then leave the following day. That's just random media speculation. Neither has anyone confirmed that he had '100% SIGNED'.

Can't wait for the next update, i'll keep popping in as I know this is the one place where the latest transfer gossip regarding Cardiff and Swansea is always 100% inaccurate.

And an Ayatollah fair play, you will be talking about me on your own site next

I don't recall Patrick Van Anholt agreeing terms with us, have his photo taken down the stadium, discuss how he can't wait to play for us and then leave the following day. That's just random media speculation. Neither has anyone confirmed that he had '100% SIGNED'.

Can't wait for the next update, i'll keep popping in as I know this is the one place where the latest transfer gossip regarding Cardiff and Swansea is always 100% inaccurate.

It was more than media speculation though and must be just as galling that he chose to go to Leicester, instead of the mightily supported Swansea City (well at least when they play the Capital City)!

With your manager's special relationship with Chelsea, I'd have thought that he'd have jumped at the chance to play in front of a regular 12,000 - 13,000 supporters!

yo f*cking inbreds!!!!!! if u wanna meet then inbox me!!! serious if its 20 or 200 of you's we'll sort it out ...Away from the camera's just a simple solution to your problems.....some of us have things to lose for being locked up for a few months ...yrs.....but i couldn't give a f**k aslong as we humilliate u lot again! ......Again sort it out and we'll sort a good old fashioned jolly! how it should be!......like is say 6 finger inbox me.

Chill mate they aint worth time of day

No Inbox for me! Are you surprised? Im not

yo f*cking inbreds!!!!!! if u wanna meet then inbox me!!! serious if its 20 or 200 of you's we'll sort it out ...Away from the camera's just a simple solution to your problems.....some of us have things to lose for being locked up for a few months ...yrs.....but i couldn't give a f**k aslong as we humilliate u lot again! ......Again sort it out and we'll sort a good old fashioned jolly! how it should be!......like is say 6 finger inbox me.

lets keep laughing at the gypo,s carl they hate the fact that there is more blues in port talbot than gypos

I don't recall Patrick Van Anholt agreeing terms with us, have his photo taken down the stadium, discuss how he can't wait to play for us and then leave the following day. That's just random media speculation. Neither has anyone confirmed that he had '100% SIGNED'.

Can't wait for the next update, i'll keep popping in as I know this is the one place where the latest transfer gossip regarding Cardiff and Swansea is always 100% inaccurate.

It was more than media speculation though and must be just as galling that he chose to go to Leicester, instead of the mightily supported Swansea City (well at least when they play the Capital City)!

With your manager's special relationship with Chelsea, I'd have thought that he'd have jumped at the chance to play in front of a regular 12,000 - 13,000 supporters!

Did the all knowing psychic tell you that too?

Our mamagers special relationship with Chelsea has brought us Scott Sinclair and Kemy Augustein. Your managers special relationships have brought you Lee Naylor, Andy Keogh and the Championships Patrick Viera. (All on loan)

What are your predictions for the derby then? I think we'll scrape it 1-0. Can't see us getting past Woodgate many times through out the game.

what happened to the jacks signing daniel sturridge,eidur gudjohnson,and all the other big name players who did they settle for luke f*cking moore.

I don't recall Patrick Van Anholt agreeing terms with us, have his photo taken down the stadium, discuss how he can't wait to play for us and then leave the following day. That's just random media speculation. Neither has anyone confirmed that he had '100% SIGNED'.

Can't wait for the next update, i'll keep popping in as I know this is the one place where the latest transfer gossip regarding Cardiff and Swansea is always 100% inaccurate.

It was more than media speculation though and must be just as galling that he chose to go to Leicester, instead of the mightily supported Swansea City (well at least when they play the Capital City)!

With your manager's special relationship with Chelsea, I'd have thought that he'd have jumped at the chance to play in front of a regular 12,000 - 13,000 supporters!

Did the all knowing psychic tell you that too?

Our mamagers special relationship with Chelsea has brought us Scott Sinclair and Kemy Augustein. Your managers special relationships have brought you Lee Naylor, Andy Keogh and the Championships Patrick Viera. (All on loan)

What are your predictions for the derby then? I think we'll scrape it 1-0. Can't see us getting past Woodgate many times through out the game.

You've forgotten the special signings like Chopra, Bothroyd, McNaughton, Whittingham, Burke mate (all purchased players) and the special loans like Bellamy and now JET!

Whilst picking out some of what some people call our fringe players however, you've conveniently forgotten the dumbells, which your club have bought or loaned in the past!

Tell me where is Kuqi and Pintado these days?

i hate living next door to gypsies it devalues property prices-

Where's my Inbox Letter? f*cking pussy's...we are waiting....England game coming soon..............You will all hide in a pub...get into the city,,,,not town...city then get an escort get taxi's to canton ...see you there!. c'mon u hard bastards btw no firm in town, try the kings in canton for a royal ruck! hate the english with a passion each and every1 of them!

Our managers connections has got us Craig Bellamy, Jay Bothroyd, JET, Super Kev, Michael Chopra etc. Think I'd rather them than just Scott Sinclair (who'll be gone at the end of the season) and who is the other guy? No one else wanted him, wonder why? Glad to see you're looking to buy defenders of struggling league one sides. Carl never said we signed Gabbidon nor Vaughan, but that we were in talks and had almost agreed a fee etc. Anyway I thought you had a done deal for Daniel Sturridge? Looks like that disappeared.
Same old swansea, always looking up.

lies lies lies, thats all that comes out of thier shitter

The smell of it living down this way is tremendous Ben, they hate us more than anything else in their life. I have never experienced a jealousy like it.

Being a cimla boy im glad i dont live down there anymore -for the very fact of having to put up with them when theyve beaten us in the past!! its bad enough having a missus who lives within spitting distance of the whitecock - still wander around that shithole with my city top on !! f**k em !!

lies lies lies, thats all that comes out of thier shitter

The smell of it living down this way is tremendous Ben, they hate us more than anything else in their life. I have never experienced a jealousy like it.

The Jacks have got lots to be jealous of, Carl....and so much time on their hands to let it ferment!!

Feck 'em all....their obsessed!!

what happened to the jacks signing daniel sturridge,eidur gudjohnson,and all the other big name players who did they settle for luke f*cking moore.

Ermm, papers talking random nonesense is a bit different from someone as in the know as Carl the Sage telling his disciples that James Vaughan had 100% signed for Cardiff City. And you lot all getting so wound up about it.

Give the guy a bit of slack. Even gurus get it wrong sometimes.

And lots of the times Carl is very very wrong, despite his guru status. What's amusing is not that you have some bloke who knows someone in the club who occasionally tell him rumours, most of which are wrong. It's the fact that so many of you are gagging all week for his latest missive, which might just be right, but is usually bollocks.

Saying that, it's the general tone of the whole messageboard isn't it? This hero worship thing?

"Yes Annis, I agree with you"

"Annis, whatever you say"

"Yeah, nice point Annis"

"Annis, Annis? I love you and you're right, whatever you're saying"

"I agree with Annis. What did he say?"

Those last five quotes were made up by me. But they give a general sense of this wonderful and more ever amusing forum.

What's happening next week Carl?

Annis? Annis?

When's Carl going to tell us that James Vaughan has left Palace and joined us?

Because we all know he 100% joined us. His contacts in the club told him he did.

C'mon Annis. C'mon Carl. Pleeeaase! We believe in you, you know.

It's Swansea for fecks sake, who cares, a pretty shitty city.

what happened to the jacks signing daniel sturridge,eidur gudjohnson,and all the other big name players who did they settle for luke f*cking moore.

Ermm, papers talking random nonesense is a bit different from someone as in the know as Carl the Sage telling his disciples that James Vaughan had 100% signed for Cardiff City. And you lot all getting so wound up about it.

Give the guy a bit of slack. Even gurus get it wrong sometimes.

And lots of the times Carl is very very wrong, despite his guru status. What's amusing is not that you have some bloke who knows someone in the club who occasionally tell him rumours, most of which are wrong. It's the fact that so many of you are gagging all week for his latest missive, which might just be right, but is usually bollocks.

Saying that, it's the general tone of the whole messageboard isn't it? This hero worship thing?

"Yes Annis, I agree with you"

"Annis, whatever you say"

"Yeah, nice point Annis"

"Annis, Annis? I love you and you're right, whatever you're saying"

"I agree with Annis. What did he say?"

Those last five quotes were made up by me. But they give a general sense of this wonderful and more ever amusing forum.

What's happening next week Carl?

f**k off mate your lot were creaming themselves at the thought of sturridge and assumed it was right because of your lesbian looking manager had contacts with chelsea and planet swamp were on to it!! never know they may loan you lampard again hed fit right in with you lot aswell cos hes a c**t!!

swim away you scummy, dirty, jack fools.

what happened to the jacks signing daniel sturridge,eidur gudjohnson,and all the other big name players who did they settle for luke f*cking moore.

Ermm, papers talking random nonesense is a bit different from someone as in the know as Carl the Sage telling his disciples that James Vaughan had 100% signed for Cardiff City. And you lot all getting so wound up about it.

Give the guy a bit of slack. Even gurus get it wrong sometimes.

And lots of the times Carl is very very wrong, despite his guru status. What's amusing is not that you have some bloke who knows someone in the club who occasionally tell him rumours, most of which are wrong. It's the fact that so many of you are gagging all week for his latest missive, which might just be right, but is usually bollocks.

Saying that, it's the general tone of the whole messageboard isn't it? This hero worship thing?

"Yes Annis, I agree with you"

"Annis, whatever you say"

"Yeah, nice point Annis"

"Annis, Annis? I love you and you're right, whatever you're saying"

"I agree with Annis. What did he say?"

Those last five quotes were made up by me. But they give a general sense of this wonderful and more ever amusing forum.

What's happening next week Carl?

f**k off mate your lot were creaming themselves at the thought of sturridge and assumed it was right because of your lesbian looking manager had contacts with chelsea and planet swamp were on to it!! never know they may loan you lampard again hed fit right in with you lot aswell cos hes a c**t!!

Errmm no mate.

The press said something about Sturridge. And we all thought "Oooh that would be great" but then thought "It's incredibly unlikely."

It was just press bollocks.

Whereas you hang on every word from a not very bright boy from Neath. Who is only one step away from being the ultimate messiah, the grand daddy of them all. The one and only Anus! And they both spout utter shit which turns out to be very, very wrong about a week later.

All sites have people in the know, sometimes their right, sometimes their wrong. But this is the only site were people hang on slavishly to every word the guru says. Even though he's usually wrong.

"Hurry up Carl from Skewen. Please tell me some bollocks that will turn our to be untrue but will make me feel good for a bit until we all realise it's all bollocks. Next update of untrue bollocks please Carl! Please! I've been waiting since Monday!"

Heh

Fair play though son, you come on here and read it. Then comment on it at four in the morning.
Personally I never go on a Jack message board like a dont go on a Rochdale or a Southend messageboard because I dont care.
Have a think.

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