TOP INSULTS FOR A SWANSEA GIRL.!!!!

1. She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

2. Looks like shes been ducking for apples in a chip pan.

3. She's had more hands up her than sooty.

4. It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe.

5.She's got a face that would make an onion cry.

6. She's go a face that would scare a police horse.

7.I would'nt ride her into battle.

8. She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.

9. It's got a face like a stuntman's knee.

10. Fanny like a yawning donkey.

11. She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out .

12. She got a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout.

13. She's been shot over more times than Iraq.

14. Shes been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

Let me know which one you like ,hope you like em.

nice 1 Jamie mate

how about just speaking to it. it would insult me if it was the other way

nice 1 Jamie mate

im trying to remain anonymous martin ha ha i cannot own up to the swansea shag lol

nice 1 Jamie mate

im trying to remain anonymous martin ha ha i cannot own up to the swansea shag lol

I was shaggin a Jack girl for over 2 years .............. so shhhhhhhhh

1. She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

2. Looks like shes been ducking for apples in a chip pan.

3. She's had more hands up her than sooty.

4. It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe.

5.She's got a face that would make an onion cry.

6. She's go a face that would scare a police horse.

7.I would'nt ride her into battle.

8. She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.

9. It's got a face like a stuntman's knee.

10. Fanny like a yawning donkey.

11. She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out .

12. She got a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout.

13. She's been shot over more times than Iraq.

14. Shes been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

Let me know which one you like ,hope you like em.

What relevance does that have to a SWANSEA girl?

1. She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

2. Looks like shes been ducking for apples in a chip pan.

3. She's had more hands up her than sooty.

4. It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe.

5.She's got a face that would make an onion cry.

6. She's go a face that would scare a police horse.

7.I would'nt ride her into battle.

8. She's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.

9. It's got a face like a stuntman's knee.

10. Fanny like a yawning donkey.

11. She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out .

12. She got a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout.

13. She's been shot over more times than Iraq.

14. Shes been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

Let me know which one you like ,hope you like em.

What relevance does that have to a SWANSEA girl?

i thought i describe the modern day swansea girl well there if not i have let myself down , the cardiff fans down and most importantly i have insulted swansea and for this im truly sorry

my girlfriend is a jack

you look very similar to robert earnshaw