The Pitch in Jackland

Is WORSE than ours FACT

Most of the pitches all over the UK have suffered this winter. It's been a long, cold season.

Thought it looked fantastic to be honest - the only thing they had that was better than us

Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed that.

Like a carpet on one side, pure mud on the other. Very odd.

THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GET A PITCH INVASION WITH ALL THE RUBBISH SCATTERED ABOUT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BIN LINER BLEW ACROSS,I'M SURE I SAW A MUTANT TURN IT INSIDE OUT, THE LOOK OF DISAPPOINTMENT ON HIS FACE WAS HEART BREAKING