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Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:22 pm
I tried pushing a penguin wrapper up my wife's arse whilst she was asleep.
But she woke up and slapped my face.
Some people just can't take a joke.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:27 pm
My mate asked me if I knew of the phrase 'three's a crowd'
I said, "Of course I do, I support Swansea"
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:30 pm
took a dyslexic bird home last night, she ended up cooking my sock!!
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:31 pm
ccfcgrangeend wrote:I tried pushing a penguin wrapper up my wife's arse whilst she was asleep.
But she woke up and slapped my face.
Some people just can't take a joke.
YER your right , She did the same to me
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:37 pm
The people who scored for england tonight were Young & Bent,
Oh and that was their names too..
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:43 pm
In an effort to be romantic, I tried to write a Valentines poem that recognised our turbulent relationship and our wild sex life, as well as attempting to show that I care about her;
Noses have bled,
Your vagina has too,
So has your anus,
Does it hurt when you poo?
After she slapped me, I couldn't help thinking, "And the miserable bitch wonders why I never try to be romantic..."
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:45 pm
Never forget the words my grampa said to me before he kicked the bucket
"how far do you think i can kick that bucket son"
Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:59 pm
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that i had the biggest cock she had laid her hands on.
I said, "your pulling my leg".
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:00 pm
Went to the Bulimia Societys staff party last night.
The place was heaving.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:01 pm
Whats ET short for.
Because hes got little legs.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:02 pm
What the difference between a woman and a condom??
f**k all !!
If they're not on your cock they're in your wallet.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:03 pm
Two eggs boiling in a saucepan, one says to the other ive got a big crack.
The other egg says dont start yet im not hard.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:03 pm
I went into a brothel & said, "How much for anal?"She said, "Sixty quid."I said, "Ah, that's a bit expensive, i think i'll leave it."She said, "Tight arse."I said, "Oh, go on then."
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:06 pm
I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread.
The f*cking birds were all over me.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:09 pm
my mates shagging twins, who both like it up the arse.
I asked how do you tell them apart?
He said thats easy, Sally has got massive tits and a nice shaven fanny, and Dereks got a moustache and big bollocks.
Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:21 pm
I told my wife to close the curtains earlier.
I just couldn't stand the fishy smell any longer
Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:37 pm
Difference between a woman and a hurricane? = nothing! when they come their wet and windy, when they go, they take your f*cking house.
Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:42 pm
Came outta the chippy last night with double pie and chips, 2 greasy jumbo sausages and a litre of full fat cola, this strange looking guy came up ans said "please boss, ive not eaten for 3 whole days" i said JESUS CHRIST, you got better f*cking willpower than me!!
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