Pretty good
"Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button...
a handle comes out and you can wheel it."
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"You can tell a lot about a person by their car."
For example: if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.
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I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.
I said, "Apparently, he said the 'c' word."
She said, "Well that wasn't clever was it?"
I replied, "No... It was 'c**t'."