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Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:23 pm
I bought a dog from a Scouser last week.
I got it home and thought I'd let it out to get to know it's new surroundings.
After an hour it came back looking all happy with it's self..
It had 10 collars around it's neck.
Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:37 pm
An Irish man at work was popping down the shop and asked me,
"Do you want anything?"
So I replied "yes please, 20 Lambert and Butlers"
"If there isn't any left, what shall I get?" he asked,
"Just get me anything".
c**t came back with a pasty.
Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:39 pm
A mate of mine told me that Lady Gaga is to do naked skydive for charity.
You've got to admire her balls.
Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:55 pm
was very nervous when i got to my first sex addicts anonymous meeting ' so i slipped in through the tradesmans entrance
Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:56 pm
I was stood next to a woman at a rugby match. She turned to me and said, "odd shaped ball."
I don't know how she knew, but I said, "yeah, I'm off to see a doctor on Monday about it."
Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:57 pm
Boy: Grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled LSD.
Gandma: f**k the pils have you seen the dragons on the kitchen?
Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:24 pm
After the sad recent events at Newbury there was some good news today when it was announced that racing will resume at the course next Saturday.
A spokesman said he expected some fast racing as the going was likely to be between 240 and 360 volts.....
Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:58 pm
how do you make your wife moan when you're having sex? wipe your c*ck on the curtains!
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:02 pm
Women f*cking drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and
what does she go and do? She actually turns left!
How am I supposed to prepare myself with these f*cking mind games?
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:02 pm
Black guy goes on the antiques Roadshow with a rare vase, the presenter asks him how he acquired it. .
It was handed down to me he said. . .through Family asks the presenter? . . . . No through an upstairs window he replies
I'll get my coat...
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:12 pm
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:33 pm
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:39 pm
I couldn't stop laughing when my m8 sent it to me, glad u liked it.
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:49 pm
Tea is for mugs
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:57 pm
miguel comminges ftw wrote:Tea is for mugs
well done for that input miguel
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:59 pm
A
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Thats bang out of order!!!
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:14 pm
Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside saying
Pies 50p
Wanks 10p
So he decides to go in and investigate. He gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde. Paddy asks " Do you give the wanks?"
"Yeah I do "she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well wash your f*cking hands, I want a pie."
Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:10 am
Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:32 am
DannyBluebird wrote:Women f*cking drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and
what does she go and do? She actually turns left!
How am I supposed to prepare myself with these f*cking mind games?
Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:41 am
Yesterday marked the anniversary of the Swansea blitz, when German bombers flattened Swansea town centre with a massive air raid in 1941.
You would think it's about time they rebuilt it wouldn't you?
Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:49 am
rare bird found flying around swansea
Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:58 am
A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a God, shame it's Buddha!"
I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's."
That shut the bitch up.
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