New record set tonight....

As i was sat in KFC after the game with chippy, all of a sudden there was an eary silence....!!
seconds later alarms started sounding, lights flashing, staff frantically running about, friars being dropped fridge doors slamming. what is going on everyone was thinking

then............

BANG THE DOORS OPEN................in walks ''THE BEAST''


i have never ever seen a human devour a family bucket of chicken that quick in my f*cking life!!

We were shouting "eat him!' when he was chasing one of their defenders after losing the ball to him (again!)

sorry your mistaken it was sam and baz and annis holds the record still !

Theres no human I know who eats as much as annis fair play to him hes a growing lad!

sorry my mistake, mallo is right just had a call from ''kee tucky' himself. annis put them out of business for 2 weeeks

Parkin and Hudson went to KFC together, with Hudson parking the car across 3 spaces lol then the beast sprints into Kfc. Then Chops follows in his car doing 80mph swerving to miss me and my bro and he then parks up in kfc and the 3 of them run in like they haven't eaten for a month.



I can confirm. Jon Parkin is still there now.

thats why you sneaked off in the second half

sorry my mistake, mallo is right just had a call from ''kee tucky' himself. annis put them out of business for 2 weeeks

To be honest, sounds like a challenge to me.

ANNIS 'The Mammoth' ABRAHAM VS JON 'The Beast' PARKIN

IN...

THE EAT OFF!!!

Schedule this for the off-season so Parkin's match fitness isn't affected (not that it would be).

We can host it at KFC and all proceeds go to the Fred Keenor Statue Appeal.