Fairy cake attack in Cardiff

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-12620980

The woman in mention was a well known sponge r , and hasnt yet be found to be put into custard y , police also confirmed that hundreds and thousands of people visit this shop yearly but never nothing like this has happened before , srry couldnt help myself

serious note , she even had her 2 children with her

I think the woman behind the counter can count herself a trifle lucky

I think the woman behind the counter can count herself a trifle lucky

your right, i think you just put the icing on the cake

In all seriousness didn't 2 people die during a fairy cake eating competition in Metro's a few years back?

yeah i had to check but its true

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7261888.stm

she should go down for a 'log' time, have they caught he because i heared she run away to the black forest and they dont know where she 'scone'
the world it seems is full of friut cakes like this.

apparentley......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the shop was a £1 cake shop advertising all cakes at just £1.
she walked in and asks "How much are your jam tarts ?"
"Their £1" replies the assisstant
"OK" asks the woman "how much are your custard tarts?"

"Their £1 as well,it's a £1 cake shop and there all £1" replied the assisstant
"OK can I take two of those sponge cakes please" asks the woman

"No problem madam,that will be £2.50 please"

"£2.50....I thought all the cakes were £1"asked the woman


"They are"replied the assisstant "But..

..their me dearer cakes".