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ccfcgrangeend wrote:A bin man knocks on a chinese man's door, after 5 minutes he answers.
Bin man: "Where's your bin?"
Chinese bloke: "I've bin upstairs."
Bin man: "No, where's your dust bin?"
Chinese bloke: "I've just bin in the bathroom."
Bin man: "You don't understand. I mean, where's your wheely bin?"
Chinese bloke: "Ahhhh, I wheely bin wanking."
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ccfcgrangeend wrote:Two Magistrates are done for speeding. They get their court date, but it's wrong. They're there a day early and nobody else is around. They decide to hear each others cases, so one goes on the bench, and one goes in the dock. The first one says, "You've been accused of speeding, how do you plead?" He says "Guilty." "OK" he said, "You're fined a fiver."
They swapped places. The first one says "You've been accused of speeding, how do you plead?" He says "Guilty." "OK" he said. "I'm giving you 6 months in prison." The other fella said "Hang on a minute, I only gave you a fine." He said "I know, but this is the second case of speeding we've had today and it's got to stop."
Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:33 pm
Casual wrote:ccfcgrangeend wrote:Two Magistrates are done for speeding. They get their court date, but it's wrong. They're there a day early and nobody else is around. They decide to hear each others cases, so one goes on the bench, and one goes in the dock. The first one says, "You've been accused of speeding, how do you plead?" He says "Guilty." "OK" he said, "You're fined a fiver."
They swapped places. The first one says "You've been accused of speeding, how do you plead?" He says "Guilty." "OK" he said. "I'm giving you 6 months in prison." The other fella said "Hang on a minute, I only gave you a fine." He said "I know, but this is the second case of speeding we've had today and it's got to stop."
Im f*cking creasing
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