Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done at football?

Mine was Saturday,

Got into the POW at 11am to start drinking, 4 pints and 7 jager bombs later walked out with the boys as everyone seemed to be leaving, walked into the middle of the road, looked around and realised I'd just walked right into the middle of the Jacks escort! So started shouting at the OB next to me, "I'M CARDIFF, I'M CARDIFF" whilst surrounded by Jacks thinking he'd let me back out, instead the copper hits me in the kneecap with his truncheon, so thinking that was a lost cause, ran to the front and just walked out of it.. got safely to the side of the road, where another copper threw me on my back thinking I was about to attack their escort!! have the bruises today to show for it..

As it turns out, it was good job I got out of there when I did, as I would've missed the game and got sent to Swansea with a bunch of Jacks who'd just come out of the f**king closet!!

To summarise, Jager Bombs & Football are an interesting mix.

So you just walked out of the escort? which is kind of the point I was making to the Jacks that think they got a result on here - he walked out of the escort

id be glad that you didnt stay in the escort...f**k knows what you wouldve caught from gay inbreds!!!

So you just walked out of the escort? which is kind of the point I was making to the Jacks that think they got a result on here - he walked out of the escort

I was also standing in the middle of it, saying quite loudly that I was Cardiff and barely got a dirty look whilst surrounded by them. Says it all!

supporting cardiff city

I once walked out with 5 minutes and injury time to go when we were 2-0 down to Wolves....

I got home and my neighbour asked: "How did the City get on??"

"Down 2-0", I replied

Half an hour later he saw me again and asked: "I thought you said the City lost 2-0??"

"They did"

He then informed me it was 2-2 (City having scored twice in injury time)

It taught me a lesson....NEVER leave early, as football is most certainly a funny old game!!

It's left me wondering how many goals/wins/points the 80-minute 'plastics' have missed this season alone??

I must've been 7 or 8, just had a new City kit from Christmas, next home game (early January) I insisted in wearing my kit to the game - JUST the kit, so there's me sat in the Canton stand, with just boots, socks, shorts and shirt freezing to death. Lasted until half time, and spent the second half sat in my dad's car listening to the roars of the crowd. In those days, they locked the cars in until the end of the game so Dad wasn't happy!

YOU HAD THE BRUISES TO SHOW FOR IT CHIEF ??? COULD OF BEEN A LOT WORSE HAD YOU BEEN PUT ON THAT TRAIN YOU WOULD OF HAD A VERY SORE ARSE BY THE TIME YOU GOT THERE

Sat in a pub next to Maidstone's ground not realising they were playing Cardiff at Dartford's ground.

Sat in a pub next to Maidstone's ground not realising they were playing Cardiff at Dartford's ground.

That's a long long trip just for a pint, mate!!

supporting cardiff city

You beat me to it

Surprised this isn't a ten pager already

couple of us were pissed up at the palace game throwing bannana's at palace fans from off a stall

could also be deemed as racist in brixton

I went to a Charity Shield game years ago, got very drunk at Waterloo and acquired an extra ticket. I got to the ground, went through the turnstiles and, being as drunk as I was, decided I'd try and sell the ticket AFTER everyone had got into the ground. And it was for the other team's end!!! Never had any takers for the ticket though

I got locked in with the Forest fans at Hooters when our lads ambushed the place. I went in for a quick piss before we went home and next thing I knew the police at barricaded us in and all our lads were trying to storm the place. Eventually the police let me out because I spoke some very basic Welsh to prove I was from Cardiff but it was sweaty stuff for a while as I was worried I might be mistaken for a scab!

couple of us were pissed up at the palace game throwing bannana's at palace fans from off a stall

could also be deemed as racist in brixton

I'm sure there was a certain moderator doing that recently at the Palace game

hahahaha "bananas a rip off...i wanna go home"

1. when gilessports used to sponser city, my mate (who was high up with gilesports) gave me a spare ticket for the box and full use of the players bar and a meal after. free booze and me dont mix.
it was a fa cup game vs hendon town, i didnt bother going out for second half, i just got blasted in the players bar.
we then had a meal later, me ,my mate, samesh kumar, russell osman and other directors.
we had kebab on a skewer and vegetables, i tried prying a piece of meat off the skewer with a fork and knife and slipped , as the meat came flying off it went through the peas on my plate and hit all the peas flying across the table.
everyone looked at me, i felt acomplete cock lol.

2. when we played notts county away , we had box tickets, (notts county did a package for £30, ticket, players bar and a meal).
we all chipped in, bought a bottle of champagne, to present our own MOM award. we lost 3-0, the notts county players were the first to come in after the match. 15mins later our players come up, ordered drinks at the bar. we called them over, they saw us , left their drinks and fucked off.
at that particular moment the notts county owner was sitting at our table and said "what a bunch of arseholes, never mind boys and offered to buy us a pint"
i went storming off, goesoutside and they had boarded the bus. i ran on the bus unchallenged and said "thanks, for coming over to see the boys that have travelled all over supporting you, youve really let us down"
i went back inside, and joan hill came in playing f**k with tony jeffries. "who the f**k is that boy". i gave her my story and she fucked off. i was 20 at the time.
we gave the champagne to a guest notts county fan who was celebrating his 100th birthday . he cried his eyes out.
the notts county owner bought us another round.

threw a beefburger in a coppers face at point blank range at the famous swansea v cardiff game in 91

couple of us were pissed up at the palace game throwing bannana's at palace fans from off a stall

could also be deemed as racist in brixton

I'm sure there was a certain moderator doing that recently at the Palace game

cant take claire anywhere

hahahaha "bananas a rip off...i wanna go home"

they f*cking were. it ruined my day

me and my mate (jason, my twin) going into a JACKS pub when they were playing newport in fa cup few years back, not relising they were jacks until i got in there, then having to spend 3 hours inside locked in by police. constantly getting asked who i was and where i was from.
my reply everytime was i was having a pint and going to the rugby wales v canada was at mill stad aswell that day.
wasnt a pleasant few hours, i didnt get bummed though

im sure i have done stupider things,
but that was one of my more shit your pants moments

hahahaha "bananas a rip off...i wanna go home"

they f*cking were. it ruined my day

when we were all outside the fruit and veg store their faces dropped, palace away was hilerious. ...not going back though. two times ive been and ive regreted going both times

the time I downed a large amount of whiskey on the bob bank given to me by a steel worker from Sheffield. It was after a few to many before the Doncaster game on a drizzly march afternoon. I was 15 at the time. Safe to say the game was a bit of a blur and the train ride home wasn't exactly the most pleasant either

never go to the toilet in the middle of a half,You might miss something in my case goals i may have mist the fa cup semi goal and countless others in ninian park

Got really, really pissed in Bari when watching Ireland, got split up with my group at the end so I was the only one outside. Phone battery was dead because they don't use same plug as rest of Italy. Tried getting back in but the Italian police were having none of it and hit me a fair few belts. All because the pubs there were told by police to stop serving beer, and ONLY serve spirits !!

never go to the toilet in the middle of a half,You might miss something in my case goals i may have mist the fa cup semi goal and countless others in ninian park

That was only 9 mins in!

1. Bought season tickets for Alan Durbans 2 seasons in charge.

2. Gone in Bristol Rovers end at Memorial Stadium

3. Stood on open terrace at Twerton Park in January 94-almost died of hyperthemia......

Fel for peter ridsdales ST scam

Not at football but shortly after............

Charlton away few yrs ago.
Got beat 3-0. Hasselbaink season it was.
Got well drunk, dont usually.
Walked into a chinese restaurant after the game, still wankered, talked to a load of Cardiff boys staying up in London who were in the restaurant.
Went to go for a piss and walked into a stockroom, nicked 4 bottles of tiger beer in my coat.
Threw up on the train home and got home at 11pm.

Missus werent happy!!!!!!LOL