Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:41 am
Remember, this to be in a horrible scouse monotone:
"Forgerrabout what you've read in the papers, forgerrabout what you are
reading on those messageboards...todays gonna be our lucky day. We've
had no luck lately burrazz a group of players, as a group, we're fine. We
are doing OK, we're doing all the right things right. We just need that
break, that rub of the green, that spark."
"MATTHEWS, DONT YOU COME IN THIS f*cking DRESSING ROOM WITH
BOOTS ON, NOW f**k OFF!!!" (tone change - shouts - angry)
"Sorry laaaars, now where was I? (tone change - back to the voice that launched valium)
Right lads its Derby today, we're gonna need a birra luck. They got some
exceptionally lucky players. But dont stress, dont get wound up out there,
dont go running around like headless chickens. I've been there lads, with
the court case, all that stuff, and believe me, football isnt that important.
Remember, your all professional footballers, the fans arent, we know what
we're doing, they dont, and if we just get that bit of luck.... we can win or
even draw this game today...... ok then Craig! whats the team???"