help: missing lyrics 3rd verse Peter Thorne song

just wondered if anyone has the full lyrics of the Peter Thorne song...

Peter Thorne is magic..ect - 1st verse
Andy Campbell's magic, he borrowed Thornie's hat etc - 2nd verse

but I dont have the complete 3rd verse

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she watches too much porn,
and when she's shaggin Beckham,
she thinks of Peter Thorne...

the rest slipped my mind...

anyone?

Didnt know there was a second verse never mind a third...quality mind!

she says i love you peter
your quality and class
so thorney turned her over
and shagged her up the arse

cheers