JOKES ON SUNDAY

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.

You know Harry's going to be in it.

My wife walked into the bedroom and threw me down on the bed, put on an 11 inch strap on and said to me, "Lets see how you like it" and i felt complimented she thought i was so big, but after 1 minute she pulled out and rolled over.

Have you ever looked down after taking a massive shit and think... yeah, thats how much i could take?

Have you ever looked down after taking a massive shit and think... yeah, thats how much i could take?

So funny yet so wrong