FEW JOKES TO HAVE A LAUGH
Tue May 10, 2011 7:50 pm
I thought I was hitting the spot while making love to a bird with a stutter.
She was going, "Arh arh arh arh arh arh ...... are you in yet?"
She was going, "Arh arh arh arh arh arh ...... are you in yet?"
Re: FEW JOKES TO HAVE A LAUGH
Tue May 10, 2011 7:59 pm
Channel 4 News: Arnold Schwarzenneger announces that he has left his wife.
He'll be back.
He'll be back.
Re: FEW JOKES TO HAVE A LAUGH
Tue May 10, 2011 7:59 pm
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Re: FEW JOKES TO HAVE A LAUGH
Tue May 10, 2011 8:40 pm
BBC news:Gay men 'have higher cancer rate' Guess my dad was right too many fags will kill you