TONIGHT I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE....

Went for a piss on the side of the motorway in some long grass with a few ''others'' and there was a f*cking huge snake next to me!
a few others witnessed it.....
scared the shit out of me, it was ''HUGE''

I thought the shock was you weren't sick when you got off the coach

Went for a piss on the side of the motorway in some long grass with a few ''others'' and there was a f*cking huge snake next to me!
a few others witnessed it.....
scared the shit out of me, it was ''HUGE''

Just for the record, I did not have a piss next to you.

milly who looks at willy's

I am guessing it was an Adder. They very rarely bite and when they do they do not inject enough poisonous venom to kill (or rarely).

Probably saw your "snake" and thought its not worth fighting with!!!

http://www.wildlifebritain.com/theadder.php

it was most probably the dreaded one eyed trouser snake, fairly prominent in and around hairy bushes and always looking for an opportunity to slither into a dark hole

Went for a piss on the side of the motorway in some long grass with a few ''others'' and there was a f*cking huge snake next to me!
a few others witnessed it.....
scared the shit out of me, it was ''HUGE''

Well I had a piss next to you but when I looked around there was no HUGE snake next to me

milly who looks at willy's

milly who looks at willy's

Milly likes the look of other mens cocks

milly the manpeeper

milly the manpeeper

Milly likes the look of Carl's Willy

milly the manpeeper

As long as he dosent Rape me Baz

millys a cockwatch

:lol:

millys a cockwatch

Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego

cockwatch .....that made me out loud

:lol:

millys a cockwatch

Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego

signed any more autographs recently
im not going to say your up your arse, cos you could probably bend him home

:lol:

millys a cockwatch

Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego

signed any more autographs recently
im not going to say your up your arse, cos you could probably bend him home

Once I gave you my autograph I swore I would never sign another man's cock again, no matter how aroused he was by getting the Carlos signature

f**k off and write annis' book

millys a cockwatch [/quote]
Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego [/quote]
signed any more autographs recently
im not going to say your up your arse, cos you could probably bend him home [/quote]
Once I gave you my autograph I swore I would never sign another man's cock again, no matter how aroused he was by getting the Carlos signature [/quote]
I heard you only signed Ca and you couldn't fit the rest on

:lol:

f**k off and write annis' book

They are the words of a beaten man

millys a cockwatch

Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego [/quote]
signed any more autographs recently
im not going to say your up your arse, cos you could probably bend him home [/quote]
Once I gave you my autograph I swore I would never sign another man's cock again, no matter how aroused he was by getting the Carlos signature [/quote]
I heard you only signed Ca and you couldn't fit the rest on [/quote]
Couldn't get a Capital C on there Steve, not enough Girth

the words of a man who is tired after being pounded by the sun all day, who cant think of anything to come back with.....correct

the words of a man who is tired after being pounded by the sun all day, who cant think of anything to come back with.....correct

Pounded

You thinking of Cock again

millys a cockwatch

Milly 'Big' me up, c'mon it's good for the ego

signed any more autographs recently
im not going to say your up your arse, cos you could probably bend him home [/quote]
Once I gave you my autograph I swore I would never sign another man's cock again, no matter how aroused he was by getting the Carlos signature [/quote]
I heard you only signed Ca and you couldn't fit the rest on [/quote]
Couldn't get a Capital C on there Steve, not enough Girth [/quote]
Trying to go round the warts as well as the scabs was also an obstacle

im not convinced there warts, cos when i squeeze them puss comes out

Went for a piss on the side of the motorway in some long grass with a few ''others'' and there was a f*cking huge snake next to me!
a few others witnessed it.....
scared the shit out of me, it was ''HUGE''

Just for the record, I did not have a piss next to you.

im not convinced there warts, cos when i squeeze them puss comes out

Squeeze your cock something very similar happens