ant and dec latest

Following the news that alan shearer has failed to agree terms with cardiff the latest odds from
poxypower bookmakers are as follows-

Ant and dec 2/1
Des lynham 4/1
Basil brush 5/1
Louis spence 11/2
Dik and dom 8/1
Arfon heinz davies 10/1
Graham norton 12/1
Jimmy nail 16/1
Ivor the engine 20/1
Hulk hogan 33/1.

Breaking news from club insider-garth crooks and mark lawrenson
rule themselves out of job as they are "2 gay to play "

Breaking news.des lynam has pulled out stating that he cant be arsed

Just made a bet on ivor and now odds have cut to 3/1

Hulk hogan smelt what the rock was cooking, wandered off and is no longer in the running

Graham norton has minced his way into 11/8 favourite after shafting max boyce and derek brockway after his interview

Graham norton has minced his way into 11/8 favourite after shafting max boyce and derek brockway after his interview

Hahaha

Sky sport news just said that dusty bin and shakin stevens have entered the race to be manager

Sky sport news just said that dusty bin and shakin stevens have entered the race to be manager

It's got to be Shaky, he's a bluebird isn't he?