useless topics part two

What animal would you rather keep in your fridge
1-camel
2-diseased otter
3-mutilated ape

interesting you bring this up, i was only recently contemplating purchasing one of these 3 as a design feature for my fridge. my first choice would have been a condescending horsefly, but they're out of season at the moment. i'd have to go for the camel for that exotic effect

I already have a dissapointed jellyfish in the fridge and a rather disgruntled monkfish in the icebox. SHould this influence my decsion?

a half eaten radish

a half eaten radish

What no Celery??

I,ve taken to storing my clipped toenails in egg cups in the freezer, each cup dated.. one day i will lovingly pull them out for my grandkids to see, and tell them= this was bamps, when he was a fine figure of a man....

I just went to philcos in taibach and found that they have bi-polar dungbeetles half price.
They fit perfectly in the egg box of the fridge

Would anyone have any spare depressed wood lice for my cooler box?

no sorry, but i do have some hyperactive herbivores if you are interested

Any outraged omnivores or confused pollock?

I fancy a roast dinner.

That is all.

What animal would you rather keep in your fridge
1-camel
2-diseased otter
3-mutilated ape

Are you telling me you put Camels above Apes??

Racist

Not even funny this thread

If you cant contribute constructively im afraid that i will not pray for you tmrw morning and possibly not bother at evening mass either,you must be one of those crazy negative bigots that the mods are doing a magnificent job of banning.you b*stard son of leo sayer