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Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:13 pm
I went to the doctors the other day with a strawberry on my head,
The doctor took one look and advised me to rub some cream on it!!!!
Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:24 pm
A rIGHT C--T walked into my local earlier, very agressively said to the barman, pint of lager now... barman replys, sorry we don't serve fannys in here,,,,
Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:39 pm
At the bar today I asked for 4 pints, 3 glasses of wine, 2 vodka red bulls 3 packets of crisps and a whisky.
The bar man said would you like a tray?
I said f**k off! I have enough to carry as it is !!
Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:16 pm
Thinking I was doing the right thing,
I went and had my hair shaved off for charity.
It was a little strange to get use to at first and a little itchy,
but I thought to myself "what the f**k it's all for a good cause".
And besides... it does make my knob look bigger!
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