Dundee Utd statement re: Goodwillie - amazing!

Just read this statement on the DU website...priceless!
02 July 2011
In light of the recent continued speculation regarding the potential transfer of David Goodwillie, the Club wish to make clear they will be making no further comment regarding this subject unless there are any developments to discuss. We would like to assure our supporters that should there be any change to the situation, we will keep them informed and issue a further statement.

So they aren't going to say anything more unless there are any developments but if there are any developments, they'll release a statement! Well that clears it up then haha!

So they make a statement pointing out there's nothing as yet going on because of all the rumours flying around.#

What exactly is wrong with that?

Because they are insisting that they won't make a statement as there is nothing to tell (pointless) despite the fact that they actually just made a statement! Clearly the irony is lost on you!

Because they are insisting that they won't make a statement as there is nothing to tell (pointless) despite the fact that they actually just made a statement! Clearly the irony is lost on you!

Nope, just an ability to read.

The statement states they will be making no FURTHER statement unless things change.

Meaning, given the mass speculation, they've made this statement for their own PR reasons addressing the speculation.

It's pretty bloody obvious that statement was needed... no irony there whatsoever unless you agree with all of Alanis Morrisette's choices of irony examples...