David Goodwillie - what i learnt in Scotland this weekend

After speaking to many a Scotsman this weekend I have learnt one or two things about David Goodwillie.

Firstly every Scots fan who don't support Dundee United sing - 'We know she said no, we know she said nooooo, David Goodwillie we know she said no'

Dundee United fans reply with 'We know she said yes, she said he's the best, David Goodwillie, she wanted it twice'

Also we asked one person his opinion on David Goodwillie. His reply was:

'He's a raping b*stard'

'but what's he like on the field'

'Best striker in Scotland'

Also another Dundee fan said that he was in a nightclub Liquid and after someone bumped into him he turned around and knocked the guy out, this was after the rape charge too suggesting he's a bit of a stickler for trouble, he also goes on the roulette table in a casino where the one boy worked but he said he was tight as a badgers arsehole, only uses £100 makes a £10 each time on a random number and then leaves, thought this may interest one or two of you.

sign him up, sign him up, sign him up

After speaking to many a Scotsman this weekend I have learnt one or two things about David Goodwillie.

Firstly every Scots fan who don't support Dundee United sing - 'We know she said no, we know she said nooooo, David Goodwillie we know she said no'

Dundee United fans reply with 'We know she said yes, she said he's the best, David Goodwillie, she wanted it twice'
Also we asked one person his opinion on David Goodwillie. His reply was:

'He's a raping b*stard'

'but what's he like on the field'

'Best striker in Scotland'

Also another Dundee fan said that he was in a nightclub Liquid and after someone bumped into him he turned around and knocked the guy out, this was after the rape charge too suggesting he's a bit of a stickler for trouble, he also goes on the roulette table in a casino where the one boy worked but he said he was tight as a badgers arsehole, only uses £100 makes a £10 each time on a random number and then leaves, thought this may interest one or two of you.

I've heard the guy he knocked out was a 6ft 6inches plus rugby brute, Goodwillie's only slight build isn't he
I have also been told he is quality but a loose cannon.

Id sing that chant lol and take him still !

sounds like the boy could do with getting away from Scotland and just playing football is Malky the manager to "tame" him?

I dont know why, but this guy reminds me of Diouf.

I would have both of them in my team because of their footballing ability despite the fact they are clearly both crazy.

'He is a raping b*stard' but on the field ' best striker in Scotland'

Now that did tickle me.

Scottish, striker, lunatic and scores goals for fun - the new Duncan Ferguson

'He is a raping b*stard' but on the field ' best striker in Scotland'

Now that did tickle me.

Scottish, striker, lunatic and scores goals for fun - the new Duncan Ferguson

duncan ferguson wtf? in the stands for 3/4 of his playing days with injury this made me chuckle

'He is a raping b*stard' but on the field ' best striker in Scotland'

Now that did tickle me.

Scottish, striker, lunatic and scores goals for fun - the new Duncan Ferguson

duncan ferguson wtf? in the stands for 3/4 of his playing days with injury this made me chuckle

Aye maybe so, but the same player went for a British Transfer Record fee, played Prem football for two top clubs and Scottish International. If Goodwillie does half of that I be happy

Sounds like the lad needs a good manager and a club at a higher level than SPL.

This will give him a chance to prove his temperament and potential.

Cardiff looks like the right move for him