Once upon a time in China
Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:37 pm
Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I Cum and the other named No Cum. No Cum marry pretty chinese girl named No Cum Tu. For very obvious reasons No Cum and No Cum Tu do not have any children.
One day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over and spent the night with No Cum Tu.
That night I Cum came and No Cum Tu came too. This made them both very happy. However, about seven or eight months later, No Cum saw he was about to become a father but he do not know how come, so when the baby came he named it, How Cum U Cum. Of course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know How Cum U Cum came, but to this day No Cum not know How Cum U Cum came!!
Cum again???
Definately harder to type than tell !
One day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over and spent the night with No Cum Tu.
That night I Cum came and No Cum Tu came too. This made them both very happy. However, about seven or eight months later, No Cum saw he was about to become a father but he do not know how come, so when the baby came he named it, How Cum U Cum. Of course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know How Cum U Cum came, but to this day No Cum not know How Cum U Cum came!!
Cum again???
Definately harder to type than tell !