Song for JT at chelski

Chelsea, wherever they may be,
Don't leave your bird with John Terry,
Coz he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff,
And he'll get your missus up the duff!    

Chelsea, wherever they may be,
Don't leave your bird with John Terry,
Coz he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff,
And he'll get your missus up the duff!    

he's gonna take some stick aint he

chelsea wherever you may be,
dont leave your wife with john terry,
he'll f**k her in the ass,
and spunk on her tits,
bridges world cup is left in bits!

One problem with all of these he's not going to be there. He's in Dubai!

John Terry's a scumbag
He shagged his team mate's wife
He got the poor girl pregnant
Then took the baby's life

Now he's grovelling in DUbai
to get his Mrs Back
Cappello isn't happy
and he's gonna get the sack....SLAG!

John Terry's a scumbag
He shagged his team mate's wife
He got the poor girl pregnant
Then took the baby's life

Now he's grovelling in DUbai
to get his Mrs Back
Cappello isn't happy
and he's gonna get the sack....SLAG!

That is the best one yet, haha

he's not playing

John Terry's a scumbag
He shagged his team mate's wife
He got the poor girl pregnant
Then took the baby's life

Now he's grovelling in DUbai
to get his Mrs Back
Cappello isn't happy
and he's gonna get the sack....SLAG!

This IS the best one I've heard yet!

Also simply;

Mrs bridge is going down,
going down, going down
Mrs bridge is going down,
on john terry.

Chelsea, wherever they may be,
Don't leave your bird with John Terry,
Coz he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff,
And he'll get your missus up the duff!    

GIVE THAT BOY A MIC

ABSOLUTE CLASSIC MATE

Thats f*cking hilarious and I just dropped my tea

You're all wasting your song writing talents! unless you just want to wind the home crowd up! cos he won't be playing against us

to the tune of old mc donald

cheating john terry fucked waynes bird
dirty f*cking tw*t
he fucked her here, he fucked her there
here a f**k, there a f**k
everywhere a f**k f**k
dirty john terry fucked waynes bird
dirty f*cking tw*t

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
his dad deals coke and his mum steals tea,
he cried when he missed a penalty,
chelsea wherever you may be,
don'tleave your wife with john terry,
he cannot shoot he cannot pass,
he'll take your mrs. up the arse