Batman joke

pissed myself when i heard this thought id share

3 women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three
will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
He saw me and he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then
we
made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office

and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and
a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but
we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers

for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask
over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door
and says:

'Allright Batman, what's for dinner?'

pissed myself when i heard this thought id share

3 women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three
will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
He saw me and he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then
we
made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office

and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and
a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but
we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers

for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask
over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door
and says:

'Allright Batman, what's for dinner?'

I feel the title gives the joke away to soon.

Brilliant.




Though the title is a bit of a give away.
Its like describing Sixth Sense - There is this dead bloke who helps a kid..... [quote][/quote]

Good one ......Sam Salim won't be happy

Good one ......Sam Salim won't be happy

Im not!!!!

pissed myself when i heard this thought id share

3 women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three
will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
He saw me and he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then
we
made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office

and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and
a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but
we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers

for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask
over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door
and says:

'Allright Batman, what's for dinner?'

I like tha mate

pissed myself when i heard this thought id share

3 women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three
will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
He saw me and he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then
we
made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office

and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and
a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but
we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers

for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask
over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door
and says:

'Allright Batman, what's for dinner?'