Anyone got any Jokes?????

Cum no lets have a giggle

Premiership team loses to a welsh league team

New anti depressant for lesbians(its called trycoxagain)

Due to the mass demonstration in Malaysia the government have given in to the millions and accepted to put a bluebird on the national flag..

Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.

I went on Mastermind last week and my specialist subject was Manchester United.
John Humphreys said, "Question one: Which Man United player is known as the Welsh Wizard?"
I said, "I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to."
He said, "Correct. Question two..."



Surely it's the time the newspapers follow the example set by Pro Evo and just call him Ryan Greggs?

I was recently in the middle of a conversation between my younger brother and my mother. They where discussing dogging, when my brother came out with the term 'seagulling' I asked him to explain...

He said "'Seagulling', is when your having a wank, whilst watching a couple dogging, then you shoot your load on the car window, it looks like a seagull has shit on it."

I don't know what freaked me out more. The fact he said that in front of my mother or the fact that my mother already knew what it meant.

My misses says to me "I wish my tits were bigger don't you?". I wouldn't complain if they were love, comes my reply. Why don't you shove them into the sofa? "Why, will that help?" she asks. Well it's worked on your arse