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Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:38 pm

What do you call a fella stuck in a jam jar?

Ramdin

:lol:

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:48 pm

What do you call a man quivering in a bush?

Russell

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:57 pm

Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:57 pm

Despatches Channel 4 18 July 2011 Joe Sim "I can get you into 2 clubs at the same time, Sheffield Wednesday & Cardiff City"

F**k me who does he think he is sam salim?

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:58 pm

Tony Blue Williams wrote:Despatches Channel 4 18 July 2011 Joe Sim "I can get you into 2 clubs at the same time, Sheffield Wednesday & Cardiff City"

F**k me who does he think he is sam salim?


:laughing3: Sam won't be happy you're stealing his thunder! :lol:

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:09 pm

My Mrs tried to be all sexy & fruity last night she shoved a lollypop up her lady garden, I told her to stop messing about as she'll be needing that in the morning to see the kids across the road.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Tuesday afternoon joke thread

Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:13 pm

Arrived home from work today to find my mrs had some pretty woman in grouting the bathroom wall, She was singing it's a heartache nothing but a fools game, I thought to myself she's a bonnie tiler :lol:
I'm here all week ;)