Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:36 pm
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MAESTEG BLUE wrote:sam you are a bigot and racist how dare you pick on the poor irish dont you think they have been through enough.
victims r us .com
i'l buy you a pint for that
Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:52 pm
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saddam wrote:Paddy and Murphy swap sandwiches at lunchtime. Paddy spits out the sandwich after the 1st bite and says "Thats disgusting, what is it?" Murphy replies "Crab paste." Paddy enquires where Murphy purchased the crab paste and Murphy replied "Bought it at the Chemist when I was there!"
Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:02 pm
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Johnny Rythmn wrote:An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines 10 Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you left?"
The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."
Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 pm
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sam salim wrote:A bloke walks into the funeral directors and see's Paddy and Murphy sat playing cards! He ask them if the could do a funeral service for him but because his dad was a sailor he wanted a burial at sea! They have never done a burial at sea before but with things being on the quiet side they both agree to it!
They put the coffin on a rowing boat and row out 200mtrs, Paddy jumps into the sea but it only comes up to his ankles. Paddy gets back into the boat and they both start rowing! They get 400mtrs out and Paddy jumps into the sea! It only comes to his knees so he gets back into the boat and they both start rowing!They get 600mtrs out then paddy jumps into the sea,but it only comes up to his waist,he gets back into the boat and they carry on rowing till they get 800mtrs out.Paddy jumps into the sea but it only comes up to his chest!He climbs back into boat and they row out to 1000mtrs.Paddy jumps into the sea and he disappears for around 5seconds! He surfaces and shout's out to Murphy "Murphy!Murphy!Pass us the shovel"!!!!!
Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:00 pm
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coffee wrote:Paddy visits the doctor together with his wife, the doctor enquired what was wrong?
Paddy - well we've been together for 25 years, had sex every day and yet she's never had an orgasm.
Doctor - I think she's over heating during sex, don't worry just keep her cool.
So the next day Paddy enlists the help of good friend Murphy to waft a towel over his wife as he happily bangs away
But after an hour still no luck so Paddy suggests they swap over and he takes over the cooling duties.
After 5 minutes the wife is screaming in ecstacy with multiple orgasms
Paddy says "Now you see here Murphy, thats the way you waft a towel !!
Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:07 pm
Bowmonster wrote:Paddy had his ear cut clean off by a dropped chisel on site, The foreman found one amongst the rubble on the ground and said "Here it is " Paddy says no thats not my ear as mine had a pencil behind it.
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