F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:37 pm
Ive just had a shave with one of those Fusion battery operated razors! They give you a closer shave alright! Half my chin is hanging off and theres a piece of my fookin ear missing!!!!!!!! Theres more claret all over the bathroom than a scene from Jaws!!!!!! 
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:39 pm
sam salim wrote:Ive just had a shave with one of those Fusion battery operated razors! They give you a closer shave alright! Half my chin is hanging off and theres a piece of my fookin ear missing!!!!!!!! Theres more claret all over the bathroom than a scene from Jaws!!!!!!
I wont be getting one then .
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:44 pm
Forever Blue wrote:sam salim wrote:Ive just had a shave with one of those Fusion battery operated razors! They give you a closer shave alright! Half my chin is hanging off and theres a piece of my fookin ear missing!!!!!!!! Theres more claret all over the bathroom than a scene from Jaws!!!!!!
I wont be getting one then .
When's Ridsdale's birthday?
Peter
Last edited by CCFC WORCESTER on Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:46 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:44 pm
Lucky it was just ya face you used it on!
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:45 pm
Jez wrote::lol:
Lucky it was just ya face you used it on!
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:46 pm
No thanks
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:47 pm
Many thanks for that Sam - just bought one of them to shave my balls 
Could have been carnage
Could have been carnage
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:51 pm
croesybluebird wrote:Many thanks for that Sam - just bought one of them to shave my balls
Could have been carnage
That was my thoughts ..............just imagine the trip to A&E!
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:52 pm
Jez wrote:croesybluebird wrote:Many thanks for that Sam - just bought one of them to shave my balls
Could have been carnage
That was my thoughts ..............just imagine the trip to A&E!
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:55 pm
Jez wrote:croesybluebird wrote:Many thanks for that Sam - just bought one of them to shave my balls
Could have been carnage
That was my thoughts ..............just imagine the trip to A&E!
No balls and the closest/cleanest circumcision they've ever seen
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:02 pm
Ross Young wrote:Jez wrote:croesybluebird wrote:Many thanks for that Sam - just bought one of them to shave my balls
Could have been carnage
That was my thoughts ..............just imagine the trip to A&E!
No balls and the closest/cleanest circumcision they've ever seen
PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL - like they are gonna believe you were just having a close shave! more like some kinky game that went wrong
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:21 pm
sam salim wrote:Ive just had a shave with one of those Fusion battery operated razors! They give you a closer shave alright! Half my chin is hanging off and theres a piece of my fookin ear missing!!!!!!!! Theres more claret all over the bathroom than a scene from Jaws!!!!!!
I have had one for years and never had even a nick off it, I've change the blade few times and the battery now an again but its stil as good as the day I stole it from the wife. Those Bic disposals of a thousand cuts are a different story though practicaly take the skin off your ball bag, errm I mean face
Re: F**K ME!!!!!
Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:24 pm
sam salim wrote:Ive just had a shave with one of those Fusion battery operated razors! They give you a closer shave alright! Half my chin is hanging off and theres a piece of my fookin ear missing!!!!!!!! Theres more claret all over the bathroom than a scene from Jaws!!!!!!
SO SAM!!!
Moral of this thread DONT shave anything you cannot explain with out
in A&E