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Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:33 am
As our resident comedian is on a few days rest back home in Sheffield i thought i would share some of the jokes i have heard this week.
I went to a disco last night and the dj played the twist so i did the twist he then played the bump so i did the bump he then played come on eileen, i got thrown out soon after
More to come later
Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:22 pm
A man bumps into his ex wife's new husband and asks, "How's the 2nd hand fanny?" The man replies, "It's great thanks, After the first 3 inches it's brand new!"
Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:27 pm
my younger brother asked me where the clitoris was on a woman..at the front or back
i explained that it was on her frontal area...he looked shocked and a bit sick so i
asked him why???
he said " I THINK I BEEN SUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDS PILES FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS "
Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:39 pm
Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:27 pm
A man walks in to a pharmacy and asked the assistant where the tampax is, the assistant shows him. The man goes back to the counter with a bag of cotton wool balls and a roll of loo roll. The assistant said "I thought you wanted tampax?" The man replied "well I asked my wife to get me some fags earlier and she came back with a pouch of tobacco let's see how she likes rolling her own !!"
Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:43 pm
An attractive woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
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