I am going to call it soccer...

...sounds more fun that 'football'.

for some reason that random post made me laugh

Soccer sounds fun. it sounds like summer days in the 80s when I was a kid. Soccer sounds like people playing it for the enjoyment of being fit and competitive. Soccer sounds global.

Football reminds me of fat fans, bad fashions, arrogance, tribal hatred, debts and losing play off finals one year while the next year your arch rivals get to the premier league after taking no financial risks whatsoever.