Caption Competition ...

http://www.pbase.com/moisesvelasquez/image/62265187

StT.

Fancy a bum?

'Do you mind, I'm having a shit'.

You look ill.

I am, I feel as sick as a parrot.

Have a couple of pain killers then.

I can't.

Why not?

The parrotseatemall.

Can you smell fish?

Yes, we are sitting on a perch.

Last I remember, we were in Witherspoon's... I'm never drinking Absinthe/Creme de Menthe cocktails again, Simon...

Bird on the left: Have you got the time?

Bird on the right: f**k me, a talking bird!!!

'Jesus f**k clean your ear's out mun!'

Bird on the left: Have you got the time?

Bird on the right: f**k me, a talking bird!!!

LOL

"Hope our away kit is f*cking better than this"

"I'm in goal"

"No, f**k off I wanna be in goal"

who is this tw*t taking a photo now.................cheeky fecker, the news of the world leave no one alone