The M4 has been contaminated!

Lol your misses shopes in mattlan,you tight cardiff wanker.
And f**k I wish I was as hard as you mate,I mean give the big one to a guy with a swans on,who was being polite to you.
Or was it more a friendly chat,but you give it the big one on here to be cool with you mates..
Anyway if you don't like swansea tops,I gess shoping in swansea is a bit silly.
And if you do and give the big one you will bump in to the wrong guy one day.
By the way I was in cardiff today and got some gear for my boy,
I allso dislike cardiff but taked to a few lads(didn't have scalfs or tops on)and alltho I dislike you lot didn't give the big one and had some good banter with two lads who saw my boys badge.Even offerd to buy me a pint and my lad a coke,but was running late.Tidy lads,you on the other hand a bit of a knob realy.Let's hope next time its me you give the big one to?
Lol ther again I won't be in matalan.

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[quote="Port Talbot Bluebird"]The missus insisted on me taking her to Matalan today in Swansea and on my way we passed the gypo convoy of 5 coaches on their way to Manchester.
What a horrible sight it was!
I wound the window down and gave them all the nescafe shake!!
They were not amused in the slightest, and neither was the missus.
She said "for f**k sake what's a matter with you, we are in the middle of Swansea and you are hanging out of the car window giving them the w@anker sign, you need to grow up".
Then while we were in Matalan she went to the changing room and I stood outside.
A gypo in an orange jack top who was waiting for his missus started talking to me.
He said, "You looking forward to watching the game tonight mate"?
I said "yes I will be watching it, but dont fancy your chances much".
He said "oh your a Man City fan are you"?
I said "no mate im a Cardiff City fan and I hope they facking stuff you, and you start the season as you mean to go on".
The look on his face was a picture!
He just got up and walked away shaking his head!

Then you woke up.

The missus insisted on me taking her to Matalan today in Swansea and on my way we passed the gypo convoy of 5 coaches on their way to Manchester.
What a horrible sight it was!
I wound the window down and gave them all the nescafe shake!!
They were not amused in the slightest, and neither was the missus.
She said "for f**k sake what's a matter with you, we are in the middle of Swansea and you are hanging out of the car window giving them the w@anker sign, you need to grow up".
Then while we were in Matalan she went to the changing room and I stood outside.
A gypo in an orange jack top who was waiting for his missus started talking to me.
He said, "You looking forward to watching the game tonight mate"?
I said "yes I will be watching it, but dont fancy your chances much".
He said "oh your a Man City fan are you"?
I said "no mate im a Cardiff City fan and I hope they facking stuff you, and you start the season as you mean to go on".
The look on his face was a picture!
He just got up and walked away shaking his head!
It made my day!!

What wankers for fans we have at times

That can be said for both clubs I'm afraid

Lucky that wasn't me mate as i would have put a pint glass in your boat and then stamped all over you

HA! drinkin a pint in matalan.....only in swansea.....gypo!

That can be said for both clubs I'm afraid

Swansea fans have always been decent to me to be fair.

That can be said for both clubs I'm afraid

Swansea fans have always been decent to me to be fair.

talk tidy to your face then call you all the scum cunts under the sun once your back his turned. thats the jacks for you.

That can be said for both clubs I'm afraid

Swansea fans have always been decent to me to be fair.

talk tidy to your face then call you all the scum cunts under the sun once your back his turned. thats the jacks for you.

You don't get out much do you

i get out often. i work for a company which employs a lot from swansea so i can safely say i've met my fair share of jacks.

Good and bad in all walks of life

Lucky that wasn't me mate as i would have put a pint glass in your boat and then stamped all over you

not going to the game are u gyppo ? i guess you are one of the new plastic fans

I'm in a boozer having a beer in Warrington as we speak

Are swansea away days that bad, that it's more fun posting on your lower league rival's forum than having a crack with the lads?!....jeez