IVE GOT A VALENTINE'S!!!!!

Poem that's never yet failed to get me into a womans knickers:-

Roses are red!
Violets are blue!
I've got a knife!
Now get in the f*cking van!!!!!

Poem that's never yet failed to get me into a womans knickers:-

Roses are red!
Violets are blue!
I've got a knife!
Now get in the f*cking van!!!!!

pure class

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your clunge is wide
So I'll plow into you

Oh this could go on forever.

Poem that's never yet failed to get me into a womans knickers:-

Roses are red!
Violets are blue!
I've got a knife!
Now get in the f*cking van!!!!!

I laughed soooooooooooo loud then - and it dont even rhyme

class!

Sleepers add to this post going

roses are red
voilets are blue
i got vd
now so av you