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I used a cockney translation website and it came up with this

Awright geeezzaa! Its awfully Haynes diet on 'ere tonight. No annis as 'e's gone fer a cuzza wiv dave jones' best blod an' roosters ditched us. Shape up lads lol. Sorted mate.


the original was
Its awfully quiet on here tonight. no annis as hes gone for a curry with dave jones' best friend and the roosters left us. Shape up lads lol

Blimey! Atleast we still got Baz, Jez, da Millchips bruvvers an' Carl wiv 'is fat jack slaying, ki' kat chunky facing, losin' ter da jocks an' feeney on modern warfar antics . Nuff said, yeah?

Blimey! Atleast we still got Baz, Jez, da Millchips bruvvers an' Carl wiv 'is fat jack slaying, ki' kat chunky facing, losin' ter da jocks an' feeney on modern warfar antics . Nuff said, yeah?

Exscuse me say again

Thomas Lilian Gish is a charlotte

Thomas Lilian Gish is a charlotte

I cant speak it lol.. I used the translator

Thomas Lilian Gish is a charlotte

I cant speak it lol.. I used the translator

Good so that mean you wont no what i called you

Blimey! Atleast we still got Baz, Jez, da Millchips bruvvers an' Carl wiv 'is fat jack slaying, ki' kat chunky facing, losin' ter da jocks an' feeney on modern warfar antics . Nuff said, yeah?

monkey facing that's supposed to be

just incase anyone wants the site
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/rabbit

Blimey! Atleast we still got Baz, Jez, da Millchips bruvvers an' Carl wiv 'is fat jack slaying, ki' kat chunky facing, losin' ter da jocks an' feeney on modern warfar antics . Nuff said, yeah?

monkey facing that's supposed to be

What does that say

' Blimey Baz, Jez the Millichip brother and fat Jack Carl are trying to monkey face Warren Feeney whilst playing on Modern Warfare

Blimey! Atleast we still got Baz, Jez, da Millchips bruvvers an' Carl wiv 'is fat jack slaying, ki' kat chunky facing, losin' ter da jocks an' feeney on modern warfar antics . Nuff said, yeah?

monkey facing that's supposed to be

What does that say

' Blimey Baz, Jez the Millichip brother and fat Jack Carl are trying to monkey face Warren Feeney whilst playing on Modern Warfare

that made me laugh reading that

it says:
atleast we still got baz, jez, the millchip brothers and carl with his fat jack slaying, monkey facing, losing to the jocks and feeney on modern warfare antics

Ye your version sounds more beliveable

tha soooooooooooooo made me laugh - u must be bored as f@@k!

Black an' white mate, I come from london, you might 'ave seen me singin' me big jam tart aaaht on a puma advert. Da ting was tottenham was playin' on valentines day an' me rabi' 'utch be'er uvver 'alf wan'ed me ter go aaaht fer a romantic meal. I said yeah but then said I was michael owen ter da zxzc an' climbed aaaht da window an' ran ter da pub. We all english oak in'er a song, "i wanna stand wiv you on da mountain, i wanna bada wiv you in da sea". bee's knees times, up da yids.

translate that f'er

uh oh! im on it

Awright geeezzaa! funny as bombay duck - every title fight on 'ere always somethin' ter tickle you. Sorted mate.

Black an' white mate, I come from london, you might 'ave seen me singin' me big jam tart aaaht on a puma advert. Da ting was tottenham was playin' on valentines day an' me rabi' 'utch be'er uvver 'alf wan'ed me ter go aaaht fer a romantic meal. I said yeah but then said I was michael owen ter da zxzc an' climbed aaaht da window an' ran ter da pub. We all english oak in'er a song, "i wanna stand wiv you on da mountain, i wanna bada wiv you in da sea". bee's knees times, up da yids.

translate that f'er

Does that mean

I love Michael Jackson song 'Black and White'. I come from London you might of seen me singing with Mrs Ramsgate (Big Tart) on that puma advert. The thing with Tottenham is that on Valentines day I dressed up as a rabbit and drank beer and everyone wanted a go with me for a romantic meal. I said yeah but then Michael Owen climbed through my window and ran to Cheggers pub. We annoyed him by singing English songs. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I wanna be a bad man by the sea. Cheggers is the bess kness up the yids.

Is that close Thomas

Black an' white mate, I come from london, you might 'ave seen me singin' me big jam tart aaaht on a puma advert. Da ting was tottenham was playin' on valentines day an' me rabi' 'utch be'er uvver 'alf wan'ed me ter go aaaht fer a romantic meal. I said yeah but then said I was michael owen ter da zxzc an' climbed aaaht da window an' ran ter da pub. We all english oak in'er a song, "i wanna stand wiv you on da mountain, i wanna bada wiv you in da sea". bee's knees times, up da yids.

translate that f'er

Does that mean

I love Michael Jackson song 'Black and White'. I come from London you might of seen me singing with Mrs Ramsgate (Big Tart) on that puma advert. The thing with Tottenham is that on Valentines day I dressed up as a rabbit and drank beer and everyone wanted a go with me for a romantic meal. I said yeah but then Michael Owen climbed through my window and ran to Cheggers pub. We annoyed him by singing English songs. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I wanna be a bad man by the sea. Cheggers is the bess kness up the yids.

Is that close Thomas

fair play good attempt

uh oh! im on it

Awright geeezzaa! funny as bombay duck - every title fight on 'ere always somethin' ter tickle you. Sorted mate.

Gawdon Bennet! sorry jez, missed your post by there. The site is fairly addictive, so sorry fer ruinin' da next free awer knock on da door 'aaahrs ov you life lol. OK?

f**k me, you to kids have talked to some bollox on here tonight

f**k me, you to kids have talked to some bollox on here tonight

yeah we have a bit havn't we

Kit Kat Chunky Facing
Brilliant!!!!!

a bit

Kit Kat Chunky Facing
Brilliant!!!!!

claire can you keep your dirty sexual habits to yourself please

Kit Kat Chunky Facing
Brilliant!!!!!

i thought i was the only one who found that bit funny

Kit Kat Chunky Facing
Brilliant!!!!!

i thought i was the only one who found that bit funny

i get it now, i couldnt understand the shit you 2 (fish and chip) werre spkin

Im still laughing now!!!