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IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:24 pm

WHAT WOULD YOU BUY?

I'd have one of those sex transplants, have a clitoris grafted to end of me dapper, get the best of both worlds without all the hassle of the depressive ones.

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:25 pm

Willy the Wombat wrote:WHAT WOULD YOU BUY?

I'd have one of those sex transplants, have a clitoris grafted to end of me dapper, get the best of both worlds without all the hassle of the depressive ones.



:lol: :lol: :lol: Um i am not sure i've seen one of them on sale in M&S :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:25 pm

I would finish building my MK1 fiesta then buy a MK1 escort and build a rally car :lol:. Then a house :D

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:52 pm

CCFC1990 wrote:I would finish building my MK1 fiesta then buy a MK1 escort and build a rally car :lol:. Then a house :D


There could well be a MY97 Scooby for sale in the next year or two! Low genuine mileage, regularly serviced and well looked after. Ive had it since 1998/9 but as I spend most of time abroad these days its just sitting outside the house. Got quite a bit of minor panel damage as I live close to a big mosque, the lefty style one, so women fully monty'd up driving SUV's not being able to see where they're going/comming and a not driving license between them!

I was intending to give it my brother to prep as a Rally Car for me but my facilities are not what they used to be, my reactions are no longer quick enough to drive a Scooby in anger. :old: :old:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:55 pm

Willy the Wombat wrote:
CCFC1990 wrote:I would finish building my MK1 fiesta then buy a MK1 escort and build a rally car :lol:. Then a house :D


There could well be a MY97 Scooby for sale in the next year or two! Low genuine mileage, regularly serviced and well looked after. Ive had it since 1998/9 but as I spend most of time abroad these days its just sitting outside the house. Got quite a bit of minor panel damage as I live close to a big mosque, the lefty style one, so women fully monty'd up driving SUV's not being able to see where they're going/comming and a not driving license between them!

I was intending to give it my brother to prep as a Rally Car for me but my facilities are not what they used to be, my reactions are no longer quick enough to drive a Scooby in anger. :old: :old:


Can't beat an old scooby to chuck through the lanes. :lol:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:12 pm

CCFC1990 wrote:
Willy the Wombat wrote:
CCFC1990 wrote:I would finish building my MK1 fiesta then buy a MK1 escort and build a rally car :lol:. Then a house :D


There could well be a MY97 Scooby for sale in the next year or two! Low genuine mileage, regularly serviced and well looked after. Ive had it since 1998/9 but as I spend most of time abroad these days its just sitting outside the house. Got quite a bit of minor panel damage as I live close to a big mosque, the lefty style one, so women fully monty'd up driving SUV's not being able to see where they're going/comming and a not driving license between them!

I was intending to give it my brother to prep as a Rally Car for me but my facilities are not what they used to be, my reactions are no longer quick enough to drive a Scooby in anger. :old: :old:


Can't beat an old scooby to chuck through the lanes. :lol:


Last of the big turbos. Has the old turbo with the newer engine, think it chucks out around 260bhp. I've got a Skoda Facilia or something over here its great for supermarket trips :roll:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:15 pm

Skoda octiva VRS thing is a great car as well. I love my classic fords more than anything tho. :ayatollah:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:17 pm

If i won the EUROMILLIONS first thing i would do was sort our club out then give my family some and set up business and just love life :D

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:47 pm

build a grassy knoll about 100 yards away from the stadium entrance and let my hired sniper do the rest

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:51 pm

depends how much i won
would love a yacht

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:51 pm

steve davies wrote:build a grassy knoll about 100 yards away from the stadium entrance and let my hired sniper do the rest

We would need a Patsy of course to sit in the bob bank of old Ninian Park which could double as the Texas School Book Depository Building :lol:

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:53 pm

Id sort our debts out then f**k off to Thailand and shagg al day!!!

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:57 pm

have my man boobs sucked out, n get my eyes lazard

Re: IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY...

Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:58 pm

Casual wrote:If i won the EUROMILLIONS first thing i would do was sort our club out then give my family some and set up business and just love life :D


I was going to say this. If it was the Euromillions, I'd pay off the Riddler, the majority of the debts, and get some trustworthy transparant chairman in.