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Postby ridofrid » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:38 pm

A man pushed his car. He stopped outside a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.

WHY


A woman gave natural birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year,but they we were not twins!!

How could that be possible??
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby n1ckj4y » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:42 pm

top one is that he's playing monopoly!!
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:43 pm

1) He was playing monopoly.

2) They were either part of triplets, quads and the only females.
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby ridofrid » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:45 pm

Theres a lot of clever sods on here
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby The Premier 1 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:54 pm

the woman was a midwife
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:56 pm

a man get into a lift he want's to go to the 40th floor but presses the button for the 20th and walks the rest of the way........why?
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:56 pm

The Premier 1 wrote:the woman was a midwife


Nah, the phrase is "woman gave natural birth". Makes no sense for it to be a midwife, they assist natural birth not give it.
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby milly44 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:57 pm

ridofrid wrote:A man pushed his car. He stopped outside a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.

WHY


A woman gave natural birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year,but they we were not twins!!

How could that be possible??

if it makes you feel better i was clueless mate........ doesnt count for much though :lol:
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby The Premier 1 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:57 pm

man in lift is to short
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby The Premier 1 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:58 pm

cowboy rides into town on friday gets drunk stays 3 day and leaves on friday how come ?
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:59 pm

nerd wrote:
The Premier 1 wrote:the woman was a midwife


Nah, the phrase is "woman gave natural birth". Makes no sense for it to be a midwife, they assist natural birth not give it.



the answer is she gave birth to triplets 2 by natural berth the 3rd by cesarian
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby ridofrid » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:00 pm

Friday was his horse
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:00 pm

rob wrote:a man get into a lift he want's to go to the 40th floor but presses the button for the 20th and walks the rest of the way........why?


He was too short to reach the top buttons.
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:01 pm

The Premier 1 wrote:cowboy rides into town on friday gets drunk stays 3 day and leaves on friday how come ?



If a Cowboy comes into town on Friday"
The horses name is Friday, hence the first part.

"and leaves 3 days later on friday"
Once again, riding on the horse
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby ridofrid » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:02 pm

The answers to my post was as guessed

Monopoly

the two sisters were of triplets born
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:03 pm

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby milly44 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:06 pm

rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob :cry: :lol:
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:07 pm

easy one that is mate :D
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby milly44 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:09 pm

milly44 wrote:
rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob :cry: :lol:

the person is LIVING in new york :D :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby rob » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:10 pm

milly44 wrote:
milly44 wrote:
rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob :cry: :lol:

the person is LIVING in new york :D :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:



well done mate :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby Dange » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:11 pm

rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?


That would be murder!! :P
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby n1ckj4y » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:12 pm

If you've got two coins that total 55p but one of them isn't a 5p piece, what two coins do you have???
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby milly44 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:13 pm

back in 1997 eric cantona was playing for united v liverpool.
united won 3-0 (cantona scoring all 3)
in the 16th minute cantona scored his first, in the 37th he scored his 2nd, butt then managed to get himself sent of in the 78th minute before completing his hatrick in injury time....... how did this happen ????????
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby Dange » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:14 pm

n1ckj4y wrote:If you've got two coins that total 55p but one of them isn't a 5p piece, what two coins do you have???


A 50 and a 5 you said one of them is not a 5 :ayatollah:
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby Dange » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:18 pm

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:19 pm

milly44 wrote:back in 1997 eric cantona was playing for united v liverpool.
united won 3-0 (cantona scoring all 3)
in the 16th minute cantona scored his first, in the 37th he scored his 2nd, butt then managed to get himself sent of in the 78th minute before completing his hatrick in injury time....... how did this happen ????????


Nicky Butt was sent off...
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:20 pm

Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?


It's whatever your name is...
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby Dange » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:21 pm

nerd wrote:
Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?


It's whatever your name is...


Moe Lester!! :?
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby nerd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:23 pm

Dange wrote:
nerd wrote:
Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?


It's whatever your name is...


Moe Lester!! :?


Nope.

"You are driving a bus".

Hence it's whatever "your" name is.

ie nerd.
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Re: Just a couple of thoughts

Postby Dange » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:30 pm

nerd wrote:
Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?


Nope.

"You are driving a bus".

Hence it's whatever "your" name is.

ie nerd.
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