The Premier 1 wrote:the woman was a midwife
ridofrid wrote:A man pushed his car. He stopped outside a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.
WHY
A woman gave natural birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year,but they we were not twins!!
How could that be possible??
nerd wrote:The Premier 1 wrote:the woman was a midwife
Nah, the phrase is "woman gave natural birth". Makes no sense for it to be a midwife, they assist natural birth not give it.
rob wrote:a man get into a lift he want's to go to the 40th floor but presses the button for the 20th and walks the rest of the way........why?
The Premier 1 wrote:cowboy rides into town on friday gets drunk stays 3 day and leaves on friday how come ?
rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?
milly44 wrote:rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?
these are to hard for me rob
milly44 wrote:milly44 wrote:rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?
these are to hard for me rob
the person is LIVING in new york
rob wrote:A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?
n1ckj4y wrote:If you've got two coins that total 55p but one of them isn't a 5p piece, what two coins do you have???
milly44 wrote:back in 1997 eric cantona was playing for united v liverpool.
united won 3-0 (cantona scoring all 3)
in the 16th minute cantona scored his first, in the 37th he scored his 2nd, butt then managed to get himself sent of in the 78th minute before completing his hatrick in injury time....... how did this happen ????????
Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?
nerd wrote:Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?
It's whatever your name is...
Dange wrote:nerd wrote:Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?
It's whatever your name is...
Moe Lester!!
[/quote]nerd wrote:Dange wrote:You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?
Nope.
"You are driving a bus".
Hence it's whatever "your" name is.
ie nerd.
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