Today's poser

man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The barman pulled out a gun and points it at him.
He thanks him then walks out


WHY?

stopped his hiccups?

BAR = Browning automatic rifle.

impressed chippy

Will try and catch u out later lol

man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The barman pulled out a gun and points it at him.
He thanks him then walks out


WHY?

He asked him for a shot

impressed chippy

Will try and catch u out later lol

thanks mate, i got a clever head on young shoulders

impressed chippy

Will try and catch u out later lol

thanks mate, i got a clever head on young shoulders

And an impressive ability to quickly use google...

impressed chippy

Will try and catch u out later lol

thanks mate, i got a clever head on young shoulders

And an impressive ability to quickly use google...

Nah I actually know it

man goes into a shop and asked the assistant How much for one the reply was £2
Then asked how much for 10 the reply was £4
Then asked how much for 100 the reply was £6


What was he buying??

thanks mate, i got a clever head on young shoulders

And an impressive ability to quickly use google...

Nah I actually know it

Only cos you joined a group on facebook to find out the other day!!

mmmmmmmmmmmm i dont no this 1, this means i will have to think about it and work it out

Awwww CLAIRE, YOU BITCH

I wanted to sound clever but know you had to go and tell everyone.

man goes into a shop and asked the assistant How much for one the reply was £2
Then asked how much for 10 the reply was £4
Then asked how much for 100 the reply was £6


What was he buying??

Nothing, he was just asking the prices.

no nerd lol

Awwww CLAIRE, YOU BITCH

I wanted to sound clever but know you had to go and tell everyone.

Sorry!!

no nerd lol

Well, my point is true, based upon your question, he's not bought anything :p

man goes into a shop and asked the assistant How much for one the reply was £2
Then asked how much for 10 the reply was £4
Then asked how much for 100 the reply was £6


What was he buying??

Door Numbers?

Top man tony

Lots of clever sods on here lol

Will have to think of another lol

Police find a man that has committed suicide he is hanging from the ceiling and his feet are a foot above the floor but here is no chair or ladder there to to do this.
They noticed a wet patch on the floor under him

how did he do it???

He stood on a block of ice and hung himslef

by the time the police found him the ice had melted leaving a pool of water and the man was hung

Bollox

Cant catch u lot out

Have to think of more for 2morrow

Bollox

Cant catch u lot out

Have to think of more for 2morrow

Clever sod me. No cheating either i promise