Carrying a bit of timber

In tribute to our latest signing who can look a little like he's carrying a bit of extra timber, I was thinking of what other players we've had over the past few seasons who looked like they had difficulty walking past Greggs.

Robbie Fowler
Jimmy Floyd
Dikgacoi
Jon Parkin
McCormack
George Wood

Any other suggestions?

David Penny ex jack b*stard,Too fat to run

Zohore before transfermation