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Everyone knows by now

I say a line then you add on the next line and so on and see what story we come up with.

Annis and Carl I know you are online i want some input from you two for my story

I'll start



I was in the Brunswick last night with.............

With Ridsdale and Annis

when all of a sudden carl cheggers and baz turned up and looked at ridsdale. Then...........

and mother teresa who was naked and decomposing wearing mrs ramsgates soiled thongs.............................

went up to the bar to speak to a young handsome man with flowing curls. Mother Teresa ordered 2 double vodka one for herself and one for............

her donkey who was......

a 3 foot tall dildo covered in ky jelly and smelling like a tin of rice pudding..............................

that I had just made myself. The rice pudding was piping hot because I forgot to............

dip my genitals into it then a big beaver came out of it and...................................

nibbled on my erection. I took a massive bite off my cock and left me crying on the floor. I dialled 999 and when the paramedics arrived i was amazed to see that.............

it was claire..

and she was pissin herself laughing because.....

the beaver was still attacthed to my bellend. Then all of a sudden.........

in came a badger..

who was dressed as a sheep dripping in chilli sauce with a large doner in its mouth.......................

So i chucked the badger a tenner to get the beaver off me. As i distratced the badger i stole his kebab and ran off holding my injured penis. As i ran off i tripped over..................

a big pink dildo...

in chippys hand who was cracking one off over a foto of rob dressed as a lobser on heat....................

Jez came in to finish him off...

Jez flashed her enormous breast to him and they were so big they......

wobbled as she gave him a tit wank in those ample bosoms covered in Jonsons baby oil

Baz got jealous and punched young chippy...

but it weas too late coz he had already jizzed out a pearl necklace for Jez

but chippy is so hard he didnt even feel it. and then chippy pucnhed baz and he feel down and started to cry like a little baby girl. Baz was such a pussy people starting calling him..........

a big girls blouse...

baz got upset and....

pulled down his trousers....

and painted a face on his bell end

and also a beaver biting on his 2inch penis. he then.................

Shaved off his pubes...