im fed up of men

shaging me and having to fake orgasams i am thinking of going with a like minded lady and having sex with her i think there is a lesbion club in cardiff any one know where it is thanks a board wife.

shaging me and having to fake orgasams i am thinking of going with a like minded lady and having sex with her i think there is a lesbion club in cardiff any one know where it is thanks a board wife.

Jez?

shaging me and having to fake orgasams i am thinking of going with a like minded lady and having sex with her i think there is a lesbion club in cardiff any one know where it is thanks a board wife.

Jez?

,,,,,,,, good idea chippy . but iv known jez for years and we are good friends but we dont look at each other like that i think i would like to do it with a stranger first time.

milly

i only sleep with women.......so i must be a lesbian

i only sleep with women.......so i must be a lesbian

no means yes

yes no means yes but so does yes wich also means no so all in all it all means yes.

what do you do after raping a deaf and dumb girl.
break her fingers so she cant tell anyone

yes no means yes but so does yes wich also means no so all in all it all means yes.

what do you do after raping a deaf and dumb girl.
break her fingers so she cant tell anyone

oh no here we go

What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

yes no means yes but so does yes wich also means no so all in all it all means yes.

what do you do after raping a deaf and dumb girl.
break her fingers so she cant tell anyone

I always think rape is a bit like fishing....'at first loads of waiting around discreetley in hedges then a sudden burst of activity and a rush of adrenelin follwed by the age old dilema.........shal i let them go or kill them........

shaging me and having to fake orgasams i am thinking of going with a like minded lady and having sex with her i think there is a lesbion club in cardiff any one know where it is thanks a board wife.

Jez?

,,,,,,,, good idea chippy . but iv known jez for years and we are good friends but we dont look at each other like that i think i would like to do it with a stranger first time.

Mrs R. hun i understand that "stranger" sex thing - i like "stranger" sex well so i thought until I found rob and now its just f@@king weird!

I can take you clubbing for a bird if you like hun - willl leave u licking the lettuce and pop back later to take u to chippy lane

for chicken curry half and half off the floor

moi?

for chicken curry half and half off the floor

Of course she is gonna need a bitta meat by the end of the night i dont care how many lettuces she eats she aint gonna be filled up!

ive seen a few with more than enough meat on them

ive seen a few with more than enough meat on them

see i knew you wouldn't fail me!

after those experiences - do you eat keebabs ?

ive seen a few with more than enough meat on them

see i knew you wouldn't fail me!

after those experiences - do you eat keebabs ?

ewww no, not aymore.

i love a kebab.

Bit of lettuce and Mayo it is lovely.

I smash it straight into my mouth. mmmm

i will eat anything

i draw the line at pilchards

milly

i will never go back to mrs R, it was like throwing a sausage down the severn tunnel

milly

i will never go back to mrs R, it was like throwing a sausage down the severn tunnel

milly

i will never go back to mrs R, it was like throwing a sausage down the severn tunnel

Don't help hun when you have a 4" cock

Didnt you tell me the other day it even slips out ya hand when your having a wank

shaging me and having to fake orgasams i am thinking of going with a like minded lady and having sex with her i think there is a lesbion club in cardiff any one know where it is thanks a board wife.

milly

i will never go back to mrs R, it was like throwing a sausage down the severn tunnel

Don't help hun when you have a 4" cock

Didnt you tell me the other day it even slips out ya hand when your having a wank

its a TWO HAND job jizz, (honest) its has been known to slip from the furthest hand

milly

i will never go back to mrs R, it was like throwing a sausage down the severn tunnel

Don't help hun when you have a 4" cock

Didnt you tell me the other day it even slips out ya hand when your having a wank

,,,,,,, hi jez about 3 weeks ago a poster off here had sex with me and he had three inch cock i dont like to say who it was but it was the worst shag iv ever had.

Don't help hun when you have a 4" cock

Didnt you tell me the other day it even slips out ya hand when your having a wank [/quote]
,,,,,,, hi jez about 3 weeks ago a poster off here had sex with me and he had three inch cock i dont like to say who it was but it was the worst shag iv ever had. [/quote]


PM incase i get sloppy seconds hun - tell me all the detail i want to know it all!

not long for our night out in london - hope wembleys ready for us

Don't help hun when you have a 4" cock

Didnt you tell me the other day it even slips out ya hand when your having a wank [/quote]
,,,,,,, hi jez about 3 weeks ago a poster off here had sex with me and he had three inch cock i dont like to say who it was but it was the worst shag iv ever had. [/quote]


I KNOW I KNOW - cos his older brother got the 4" cock he is younger and got smaller ! poor chops imagine haivng a wank with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like pulling a pimple

yes not long now jez do you fancy going on the pull up there harry may be in london the same time as me but the old fool is going to the art gallarys london zoo and he wants to go on londons eye i have a good feeling that london will be full of blokes for us that week.

yes not long now jez do you fancy going on the pull up there harry may be in london the same time as me but the old fool is going to the art gallarys london zoo and he wants to go on londons eye i have a good feeling that london will be full of blokes for us that week.

OMG how about we just go for the whole weekend instead of one night - got more chance of fun

leave Harry - we can get chops n molly to look after him - keep him out of our way