Story No. 6

Claire and Cheggers were in the Brunswick supping on a glass of Asti Spumante then....

a box of crunchy nut cornflakes came barging through the door armed with a .....................

masturbating bulldog

who had a cornish pasty from morrisonsin its mouth, when all of a sudden the pasty attacked.............................

Billy Hunt who was

drinking fizzy pop naked in the corner, cracking one off over a picture of chippy, when the pasty bit of his......

nose and ran out the door bumping right into......

Annis who was signing a book for TLG, when annis caught the pasty and..............

sold him a signed copy of his latest book, which contains an exclusive story of milly having sex with........

the really angry box of crunchy nut cornflakes, who really was the real radio fugitive who was hiding from chris moore the dj who was standing there holding a .....................................

midget dressed in the city away kit holding a list of people he would like to..........

angry pirate and jez was top of the list and chippy second so the crunchy nut box ran down the street towards......

the canton cross where there was a cross dressing party going on, so chippy and jez where bound to be there doing the......

ayatollah while handing out leaflets for the lib dems

but instead were handing out timeshare invites for a holiday home in penrhys and guess who wanted to buy one, yep it was......

Terry the super journo who still had Ridsdale's......

pubic hair stuck in his teeth.......

from a recent monkeyfacing session down at the

millenium stadium ladies toilets which was also occupied by.......................

millenium stadium ladies toilets which was also occupied by.......................

Alan tate and Gareth thomas who were involved in...

swapping premier seat tickets for.................

swapping premier seat tickets for.................

a weekend in Brighton in which they...

alledgedly were going to indulge in....................

alledgedly were going to indulge in....................

some male bonding along with...

julian clary and dobbin the...................

pantomine pony who was played by

a naked milly who had a very large baquette stuck in mouth in the shape of a

a duckbilled platypus that...

was in season and wanted to mate with a great white shark that just happened to be in the sea off brighton on its way to.......

newport docks to....................