funny one liners

anybody got any lol

be good if we could have 1 big joke thred

adebayo wasnt so fast to run the length of the bus to celebrate on front of the gunners this time was he

sorry in advance

Snow eh ! the weather girl just said she was expecting 8 inches to night I thought to myself,'she'll be f*cking lucky with a face like that'.

Whats ET short for.

























Because he's got little legs.

I saw Cheggers walking out of Argos today with a massive bag of rollers, not a joke though... FACT!!

regarding women, "why buy a book when you can join the library."

Ive just put a deposit down on a Porsche and mentioned it on facebook. I cant understand why the Americans are so upset. All I said was 'I cant wait for the new 911' however 4000 Pakistanis have added me as a friend.

HEDGEHOGS.........why cant they just share the hedge ?

Ive just put a deposit down on a Porsche and mentioned it on facebook. I cant understand why the Americans are so upset. All I said was 'I cant wait for the new 911' however 4000 Pakistanis have added me as a friend.

aw f**k lol

what happens if you spill carpet cleaner

what happens if you spill carpet cleaner

dunno

freezing temperatures in swansea today. some reports say it was so cold some swansea fans have been seen with their hands in their OWN POCKETS.

What's pink and goes round and round on a carousel ?...............Stephen Gately's suitcase.

Went to Blockbusters today and asked if i could have Batman forever,The bloke said no you will have to bring it back tomorrow ! ........................................I will get my coat

Whats the best thing about an Ethiopian blow job?....................You just know shes gonna swallow........

Why do birds fly upside down over Swansea ?





Nothing worth shitting on!!! lol...

Due to a water shortage in Irelan,Dublin swimming pool have announced it will be closing lanes 7 and 8 .

Due to a water shortage in Irelan,Dublin swimming pool have announced it will be closing lanes 7 and 8 .

Why do birds fly upside down over Swansea ?





Nothing worth shitting on!!! lol...

- fair play!

A new social networking site for battered wives has just been launched, its called Twatt' er !

what happens if you spill carpet cleaner

dunno

it cleans the carpet? Was this a joke then?

A woman has been admitted to hospital with a hoover nozzle wedged in her fanny although she's in intensive care doctors say she's picking up nicely !

OK IVE STOPPED NOW

i got tear rollimg down my face here

A friend of mine mixed up his onion and daffodil bulbs, and he ate the daffodil bulbs by mistake. He was rushed to hospital, and the doctors are keeping him in. But they said he should be out by the spring.

I saw Cheggers walking out of Argos today with a massive bag of rollers, not a joke though... FACT!!

I must admit i have'nt got the looks of a lady killer!!!!! But ive crippled a few!!!!!!!

I saw Cheggers walking out of Argos today with a massive bag of rollers, not a joke though... FACT!!

Splott Light long time no see mate.

MC Hammer, what a tool!

Two elephants fell off a cliff.........

Boom boom